Turber, McClung, and black helicopters

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Uncle Bill

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One of my son's friends has a cousin whose neighbor has seen a telephoto pic of Mike and Kevin shaking hands over a box clearly marked UN. Not only that, but with image-enhancement software, it wasn't all that hard to make out a table in the background covered with white-handled ATAKs also marked UN.

Still unclear is whether the third figure in the photo is Lynn Thompson or Spark, but does it really matter?

You guys just don't get it.

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With image enhancement software, can you see a notch in any of those white handle's?
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Dew.
 
First, we need to find someone who is qualified to read the enhanced images.
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Uncle Bill, you velly funny man.

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It is no sin to doubt some things but it may be fatal to believe everything.
*A.W. Tozer

2 Tim 4:3-4


 
NEWS FLASH

Concerned citizens near the U.S. border in eastern Montana have seen crews in white jumpsuits building what appear to be makeshift internment camps. Photos reveal that each of these crew members is wearing a sheath knife with a white handle.

Don't be stupid, folks!

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[This message has been edited by Uncle Bill (edited 15 November 1999).]
 
I should be able to read those images. I was 20590 (Electronic Intelligence) in the Air Force. Of course I would be buased in reading them so Krypto them and TDRS them to SOCOM.

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Don't play games with me, Turber. You can't hide now. Whatever you do with what you're sure to call "originals," I know better, as do many others who also have seen the truth.

I've got the true originals in . . . well, let's just say they're safe in an isolated region in the western United States.

Rise up America before it's too late!

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Mike; you know, the dictionary lists three definitions of intelligence: human, animal, and military. In that order
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Uncle Bill; I have it from a reliable source that the original white handled ATAK came from...you guessed it, Roswell, NM. It was allegedly being used to test corrosion resistance in knives being used to cut up weather baloons.

Sorry, have to go, there are a number of men, dressed in black, at the door...
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Walt
 
Hang on, were those 'actual' export model black helicopters of just the ones for internal use only.

You know, the ones with notches in the rotor blades.

 
Careful observers have long suspected it, but now real proof is starting to surface. It has now been established beyond any reasonable doubt that Mike Turber, Kevin McClung, Spark, Lynn Thompson, and, yes, Cliff Stamp are all members of the secret one-world knife company now calling itself the Trilateral Foreign Bilderberger Illuminati Samurai Kukri Guild.

I guess that pretty much cinches it, doesn't it? And all that most of us were worried about was those white-handled butter knives!

Just think of it! For those supposed antagonists and competitors to really be together, playing us all . . .

Well, I for one wasn't taken in. Not for a minute. And you won't be either if you act now (see below).

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Just off the insiders' wire:

New confirmed members of the one-world Trilateral Foreign Bilderberger Illuminati Samurai Kukri Guild:

*** list deleted by humorless guild member ***

(Wow, they're everywhere!)



[This message has been edited by Uncle Bill (edited 08 November 1999).]
 
I am putting you on notice now, Uncle Bill, that any use of my name by yourself in a post of any kind will be considered an insult, even if it is totally incoherent.
 
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Steve, based on that concept I figure you just insulted Uncle Bill.

Is an apology forthcoming???
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[This message has been edited by Andre Simpson (edited 08 November 1999).]
 
Mike: "Of course I would be buased"
I think you meant: "Of course I would be busse'd"

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jeff
 
Hey Stev,... uhhh, S**** - in case you missed it, this is a humorous thread. Hahahahahahah!!!
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Get it?

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Kelly

SenatorsPlace.com
AKTI Member #A000289

Deo Vindice


 
Ever notice that the blue handle on the Bladeforums Native matches the UN Berets?
Proof positive!

We have been warned....

--Mike L. (not my real name)

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Real men ride Moto Guzzis!
 
You guys weren't really fooled by the claim Mad Dog put those secret marks under the handle and disguised them so they look just like notches commonly made during the manufacturing process, so cleverly disguised no one would ever suspect what those notches are really for even if agents of the Ministry of Darkness were to saw off a handle or x-ray it at an angle -- just to indicate the knife was defective, were you?

Little do you know! When the Great Day arrives and the flying saucers descend from the skies, the cognoscenti will put their Mad Dog knives in a glass of water with a teaspoonful of ordinary table salt dissolved in it ... in precisely three minutes the handle will fall off revealing the secret notches, which the initiates will use to unlock the flying saucers! And we'll all fly away into the galaxy and leave you suckers behind chopping spruce 2x4s and cutting one-inch manila rope with your Busses!

MDK: it's not a knife, it's a flying saucer key!

-from The Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity of Voracious Truth
 
Walt, don't fear the Men In Black. We're just Stagehands
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James Segura
San Francisco, CA


 
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