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Turber, McClung, and black helicopters
- Thread starter Uncle Bill
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Actually, all 4 of us were at the SHOT show, but Mike, Lynn and myself were there the whole time...
Spark
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Kevin Jon Schlossberg
SysOp and Administrator for BladeForums.com
Insert witty quip here
Spark
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Kevin Jon Schlossberg
SysOp and Administrator for BladeForums.com
Insert witty quip here
(With apologies to Shakespeare)
"....Is this a Mad Dog I see before me...."
"Didst thou check for yon notch....?"
or
"A little bitty notch, will never wash away my fears."
Maybe the notch is where the "One world goverment" plans to hide the mini micro-phones or a small tracking device. Yeah that's the ticket, and the Fabulous four are in on the whole thing.....Yeah
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I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.
*Abraham Lincoln
Romans 1:20-22
"....Is this a Mad Dog I see before me...."
"Didst thou check for yon notch....?"
or
"A little bitty notch, will never wash away my fears."
Maybe the notch is where the "One world goverment" plans to hide the mini micro-phones or a small tracking device. Yeah that's the ticket, and the Fabulous four are in on the whole thing.....Yeah
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I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.
*Abraham Lincoln
Romans 1:20-22
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So they even got to Glesser . . .
Poor Sal. I truly thought he wouldn't break. I guess their techniques are just too good these days. Must use chemicals, or rabid animals, or [automatic message interrupt sequence activated]
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I've got it!!!!!!!
The face on Mars is actually a representation of MD carved by an ancient offshoot of the church of tactical truth.
The notches in the handle are for removing tracking devices implanted by aliens during abductions/anal probes (OUCH!).
Now I'm going home to make a hat out of tin-foil and hide in the corner squeaking like a mouse.
This is my kind of MD thread.
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"Although it is said that faith can move mountains, experience has shown that dynamite works better."
[This message has been edited by Andre Simpson (edited 09 November 1999).]
The face on Mars is actually a representation of MD carved by an ancient offshoot of the church of tactical truth.
The notches in the handle are for removing tracking devices implanted by aliens during abductions/anal probes (OUCH!).
Now I'm going home to make a hat out of tin-foil and hide in the corner squeaking like a mouse.
This is my kind of MD thread.
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"Although it is said that faith can move mountains, experience has shown that dynamite works better."
[This message has been edited by Andre Simpson (edited 09 November 1999).]
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Hooo boy, lookit all them notches
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I hate to add any kind of serious note to an otherwise hilarious thread, but this is just the treatment that this thing needed. You have restored my faith in this forum at the point when I was about to decide that you were perhaps taking things a little too seriously.
Rock on!
Iain
Rock on!
Iain
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Let's see, anal probes with ATAK's? Yikes! and that cutaway above? Looks like something that unfolds from Cartman's @ss. It's one thing that four people have never been seen together at the same time, but where do they really live? Anyone check Spark's or Mike's place for pods?
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Don LeHue
Royal Oak, Michigan
The pen is mightier than the sword...outside of arm's reach. Modify radius accordingly for rifle.
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Don LeHue
Royal Oak, Michigan
The pen is mightier than the sword...outside of arm's reach. Modify radius accordingly for rifle.
Cougar Allen
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If notches are not found on some MDKs a reasonable person might conclude the different manufacturing processes have been used at different times over the years, but we of The Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity of Voracious Truth believe that some MDKs are in fact knives. The flying saucer keys are heat-treated differently than the knives and that's why they're prone to edge chipping and breakage when not used for their intended purpose.
MDK actually does have a no-BS warranty, but it only applies when the products are used for their designed purposes. If you try to use a Mad Dog Knife to unlock a flying saucer and find it won't fit in the keyhole, you're an idiot and don't deserve to have the knife replaced. Likewise if you try to use a Mad Dog Key to chop wood, naturally you'll break it, dummy -- who ever heard of chopping wood with a flying saucer key? And you dare ask for a replacement? Go down to your local hardware store and have a key made and chop hardwood with it until the edge chips -- do you think they'll replace it for free? Why should MDK, then?
MDK is not in the business of supplying tools to retards. If a customer is too dim to see any difference between a knife and a flying saucer key, MDK does not want any repeat business from that dork. Let 'em whine!
-from The Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity of Voracious Truth :{)
MDK actually does have a no-BS warranty, but it only applies when the products are used for their designed purposes. If you try to use a Mad Dog Knife to unlock a flying saucer and find it won't fit in the keyhole, you're an idiot and don't deserve to have the knife replaced. Likewise if you try to use a Mad Dog Key to chop wood, naturally you'll break it, dummy -- who ever heard of chopping wood with a flying saucer key? And you dare ask for a replacement? Go down to your local hardware store and have a key made and chop hardwood with it until the edge chips -- do you think they'll replace it for free? Why should MDK, then?
MDK is not in the business of supplying tools to retards. If a customer is too dim to see any difference between a knife and a flying saucer key, MDK does not want any repeat business from that dork. Let 'em whine!
-from The Wholly Brotherhood and Cisternity of Voracious Truth :{)
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Read the warranty claims on this official MDK dealer's site and tell me how that jibes with what you're saying:
http://www.knifeandtool.com/knives/maddog/trials.html
Here's the quote about how doing decidedly non-knife things to a MDK - including (gasp) chopping and (double gasp) digging through pine board - WILL NOT VOID THE WARRANTY:
Somebody please help this dimwitted retarded whiny dork reconcile all of the lies.
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Kelly
SenatorsPlace.com
AKTI Member #A000289
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Inside Issue I . . .
"Is the Turber-McClung Cloning Lab in Argentina or Paraguay?: New Photos Reveal Shocking Truth"
"The X-Files/INFI Connection"
"Differential Tempering and Other Roswell Crash Technology"
"Tempering at 666 Fahrenheit"
"Hangar 440V"
"What They're Not Telling You about Loch Ness, Ginkgo Biloba, Pyramids, and Spark's Forum Name"
For a two-year subscription send $249.00 to PO Box 666Y2K, Fraidyhole, Idaho 10101, or request an online order form from ONEWORLDKNIFE@conspiracy-unveiled.gag
[This message has been edited by Uncle Bill (edited 13 November 1999).]
I tried to stay out of this as best I could, but alas, Mike has taught me to NEVER hold back the truth no matter what it costs. I too have five kids to support so I can sympathize with Kevin, but alas, here is what I found.
After careful examination of the knife, or should I say KEY, I obviously agree with all of you.
Sparks major problem was using x-rays. No matter what angle you turn the knife you would never find what I have found. I used a little known technique called blue gamma skewing.... I think the evidence speaks for itself.... definetly a key.
After careful examination of the knife, or should I say KEY, I obviously agree with all of you.
Sparks major problem was using x-rays. No matter what angle you turn the knife you would never find what I have found. I used a little known technique called blue gamma skewing.... I think the evidence speaks for itself.... definetly a key.
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First the Uranium P-32 space modulator
then the Flux capacitor
and now the dreaded conspiracy to camouflage flying saucer keys as revealed by RadarMan's BGS evidence.
Hold one
Something coming in now
and
Here it is :
A friend of a friend of a friend who is highly credible but nameless Just received word from Mad Dog in an e-mail correspondence. He explains that should the knife contain writing, only visible via BGS technology, on BOTH SIDES then it is most certainly a forgery, a fake, a plot, a debauchery a . . However, if the writing is only visible from the one side then it is an early edition shop knife complete with assembly instructions marked on the tang for his then eager young assistant Alan Blade. Something he claims to be necessary at the time. ( just joking Alan
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Well this is an interesting turn of events.
Is there writing on the other side? If so what will it say?
Is tuber knee deep in a one world knife grab?
Or are we all getting a little carried away? After all it may just be an ordinary flying saucer key.
I only wish I knew.
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Hold one
Something coming in now
and
Here it is :
A friend of a friend of a friend who is highly credible but nameless Just received word from Mad Dog in an e-mail correspondence. He explains that should the knife contain writing, only visible via BGS technology, on BOTH SIDES then it is most certainly a forgery, a fake, a plot, a debauchery a . . However, if the writing is only visible from the one side then it is an early edition shop knife complete with assembly instructions marked on the tang for his then eager young assistant Alan Blade. Something he claims to be necessary at the time. ( just joking Alan
Well this is an interesting turn of events.
Is there writing on the other side? If so what will it say?
Is tuber knee deep in a one world knife grab?
Or are we all getting a little carried away? After all it may just be an ordinary flying saucer key.
I only wish I knew.
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