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I'm in! Thanks for the opportunity.


Here is a corny joke that I heard some time ago. It's fairly PG-13.


A man is attracted to a young woman at the office, and is continuously asking her out. She says no at first, but one day, she finally agrees.

- "Tomorrow night at 8, but you have to bring me a pocketknife," she says.

- Puzzled, he exclaims, "Will do!"

The night comes, and he arrives to pick her up, pocketknife in hand. She thanks him, and then drops it in a drawer already overflowing with pocketknives.

While at dinner, very curiously, the man asks:

- "I'm sorry, but I have to know. What's the story with all these pocketknives?"

She smiles at him and says:

- "I know that you men only ask me out because of my looks. In twenty years my looks will be gone and men won't be interested in me anymore. I also know that there's nothing a fifteen year old boy won't do for a pocketknife."

:rolleyes:
 
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Heck RC, nice GAW, I am in, those are classic blades!
I've posted this joke before, but it's one of my favs.

There was a lady in line at the grocery store, she had a varied assortment of items on the belt awaiting check out. A 1/2 gallon of orange juice, some eggs, a gallon of milk, some toothpaste, some bread and some deli meats. There was a gruff looking fella in line behind here who mused 'you must be single', the woman glanced over her items, and not seeing anything distinctive asked the gruff man, 'how would you know that, is it something I'm buying?' he says, 'no not that, it's cause your UGLY.'
 
RC, thanks so much for the chance. I'm in, but I will gladly let the 110 go to the 2nd place winner.
Smaller size, and multiple blades, are becoming my preferences. ;)
 
I'm in. Thanks so much for doing this.

Visited your state in early April. Enjoyed the bayous, the music, the hot sauce and the food. Most everyone I met was great too. Can't wait to return again. Toted a Bucklite along when I was there. Thanks again.
 
I'm in... thanks

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I'll be in. I've been wanting a 110. You said you like stories. Here's something that happened to me today:

This morning my 18 month old was laying on the couch with me watching VeggieTales. It was the seventh or eighth time I've seen that particular episode, so when she seemed settled in I got up. She didn't stir so I went into the kitchen and got myself a banana and actually had five minutes of peace to sit and read up on some sports. I say five minutes because I'm guessing that's how long it lasted. I wasn't quite done with my banana when an inflatable green ball whizzed past my head and knocked over my glass of iced tea. This spilled all over my desk and started leaking down onto the computer. I turned around to see my daughter standing in the kitchen with her dress pulled up over her head and no diaper on. I quickly cleaned up the spill and grabbed her to take her to put on a new diaper. That's when I discovered the puddle of pee on the living room floor. Now I understood why she had to remove her diaper. I cleaned up the pee and got a new diaper on her. The problem is I never found the original diaper that she had on when we were laying on the couch. I turned this house upside down looking for that damn diaper. I looked for over an hour and it's nowhere. I think she might have eaten it. It's been 15 hours and that diaper still hasn't turned up.
 
I'm in! Thank you.

I had a Buck 110 years ago. I shot a nice 4x3 muley buck. Not huge, about 25 inches wide. It was my biggest at the time. I gutted this buck with the 110 and sat the knife down right next to it. I was so excited to get back home to show everyone, I left the knife sitting there. I have walked back in there several times over the years to try and find it but never had any luck. Every time I see a buck 110 it reminds me of that hunt.
 
I'm in! I would love to get my hands on a Buck. Knife history and mandatory for any knife enthusiast. Thanks for the giveaway!
 
I can't think of anything funny or useful to say right now except that you should never bet on horses. I'm in. Thank you for the giveaway!
 
I'm in! So this is a odd one. I went to a festival the other day in down town Detroit think it was called dally In the alley, there were so many bees there, it got me thinking about this show I seen on the science channel about how the TSA, FBI, and CIA are now training bees to detect terrorist activity's. They put the bee in a little holding cell and reward it with sugar water every time it smells drugs, bomb making materials and such. As a result they let a few bees out and they go back the a colony of untrained bees and teach the untrained bees the same thing and the they have whole colony's to detect drugs, unless the bees don't accept the newcomer bees unto witch they kill them, but theoretically there could be hundreds of thousands of bees out there detecting drugs and bombs and the FBI or even police just have to wait for the person to get stung a few times and boom you have your drug carrier, or even better terrorist. just some food for thought. Oh and yes, it seemed like there were a lot of people doing illegal drugs at the festival it was sort of a reggae festival/ techno fest and it was pretty fun even for someone like me who listens to country most of the time.
 
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