Ugly Knife Pics

[hermit dave]

It's turd-like appearance would make keistering past an x ray machine a breeze. The rivets easily double for corn.

 

[Sergeua]

Speaking of turds

Its a real pry bar knife, but that edge is just messed up... Wth
https://www.knifecenter.com/item/AF...d-strap-cutter-milled-purple-titanium-handles

 

[WValtakis]

Speaking of turds

Its a real pry bar knife, but that edge is just messed up... Wth
https://www.knifecenter.com/item/AF...d-strap-cutter-milled-purple-titanium-handles

Holy crap! And only $600...what a deal, you just know that's gonna get instagrammed in a hank/top/knife/watch/knuck pic held in front of a BMW steering wheel.

~Chip

 

[afishhunter]

Speaking of turds

Its a real pry bar knife, but that edge is just messed up... Wth

Calling that thing a "Turd" insults real turds.

 

[Dr Heelhook]

$600 for a botched grind. Wow.

 

[Lapedog]

What do you guys think. Is it time to take this knife to see a doctor?

 

[Pilsner]

What do you guys think. Is it time to take this knife to see a doctor?

Oh man that is hideous. Well done!

 

[Colorodo]

My first thought was that knife needs to see Dr Pimple Popper. Ew....

 

[afishhunter]

What do you guys think. Is it time to take this knife to see a doctor?

• I think it is past time to take it to see a doctor.

 

[Ditch-Tiger]

You guys obviously don't know that it's a sailors knife. It just needs the barnacles scraped and it'll be good as new.

What do you guys think. Is it time to take this knife to see a doctor?

 

[Lapedog]

You guys obviously don't know that it's a sailors knife. It just needs the barnacles scraped and it'll be good as new.

Its a sailors knife as in it has every STD in the book.

 

[Dadpool]

"What did you do at work today, honey?"

"I bronzed a bunch of plague sores on a knife handle."

 

[White Rhino]

I think those are syphilis chancres..

 

[Lapedog]

I think those are syphilis chancres..

So ugly the rare White Rhino who only has 16 posts but has been here for five years has been sighted commenting on it.

The party just don’t stop.

ONE OF A KIND! (thank god)

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

 

[ponykid]

anything with the word Tac ,colored gold and displaying a Yin/Yang symbol is the cats ass to me!!!!

 

[afishhunter]

Eh, at least it don't have that "rainbow" anodized finish ...

 

[WValtakis]

Wtf Graham Bros...?

~Chip

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Wtf Graham Bros...?

~Chip

Geez!!!
Looks like Dan's basic rules of design need to be stated here.

1. Just because it can be made, does not mean it should be made.
2. If you kicked the bucket tomorrow, is that really what you want your last creation to be?
3. "No one else thought of it" is not a reason to make it. More likely they did, but were smart enough to realize it was a bad idea.
4. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way through.
5. Never make anything that could be described as "it's an acquired bad taste".