Here you go, Jake:
"Honey, you have to understand that this isn't a purchase, but an affirmation to the heroic nature of mankind itself. This simple blade, hand-made by illiterate villagers in a far-distant and primitive corner of the world is a testament to a man...ONE man...who searched his abilities and his soul to find a way to create an income stream to poor, neglected, and abused men, women and children in a country still ruled by a Royal Family, of all things. The creators of this blade are considered the lowest caste of all of that country's society and to this day, marvel at the humanity and openess of the man this blade celebrates.
Did he need to do this? No. Did he have special connections which made this possible? No. But this one man, this Bill Martino, gave of himself and his life to make it possible for medical help, some education, a future of hope for hundreds of people worlds away from us.
In doing so, he re-affirmed that one person can make a difference, and that one man need not be a celebrity nor statesman.
This is not a knife, honey...this is a symbol of hope, of determination, and of the true spirit of humanity. This is a representation of what I strive to be."
Should work.
Be well and safe.