In my view there's only 2 types of snakes, copperheaderwaterrattlers and dead ones. 2 snake stories for you:
One 3d Archery shoot we'd seen a couple of rattlers already, the traditional guys behind us were getting grumpy because we were slowing them down (2 of the guys in my group had roll-up sights.) We told them to go ahead but be careful of snakes, they told us "let the men handle critters." They shot from their stake, headed to the target to score and you could see them levitating and shooting, all you could hear was screaming and strings twanging. They came out pale and sweating with a 4' rattler full of arrows. We asked them when were the men going to show up. They didn't find it funny until we saw them at the next month's shoot.
One Saturday morning the kids were heading out the back door yelling and stuff, they came back in running and screaming. Large rattler on the back porch, I got a bat and beat it to death, shot it and then set it on fire (I don't like snakes.) Next day wife goes in the laundry room, runs screaming, apparently that dearly departed snake's mate was in our dryer. Made a catch stick, beat it to death, decapitated it and then burned it. I don't like snakes.