Using a toilet as a sharpening stone?

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I don't get out too often into the wilderness, so some things I've read about using whatever is at hand for a sharpening stone rarely gets tried out.

However, last week my father-in-law and I replaced the two toilets in my house with modern low-flow versions. The toilets that were in the house were the originals from 1969. (!)
The heavy-duty cardboard boxes (double-thickness) the toilet components were packed in needed to be cut up and so I picked a knife I wanted to thrash on a bit. An old Cold Steel Pro-Thrower. I had previously sharpened it to a decent working edge and thought it would be a good test for the knife.
[Correction: It's a Cold Steel True Flight Thrower]
http://www.coldsteel.com/trueflight.html

I started along the seams of the boxes as well as chopping down the middle of each side of the box. (sorry no pics to this thread... should have taken some pics...)
The True Flight Thrower was starting to dull after ~10 cuts. Since the lid was off the old toilet tank and was just sitting next to my trash cans for future recycling, I saw the top edge of the tank and decided to 'touch up' the knife edge on it.

It actually worked and I could tell the edge was sharper and more finely honed than it was after all those cardboard cuts!
Chopped up the rest of the cardboard and touched up the edge 2 more times on the toilet tank. (As a side note, I tried touching up the edge on the more polished rim of the toilet bowl itself, but that didn't work. Too smooth of porcelain - needed the slightly rougher and unfinished porcelain of the toilet tank.

This may be a rather odd story, but it did prove to me that even an old toilet tank could stand in to sharpen a knife if absolutely necessary.

Regards,
Mike
 
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It's basically a bigger version of a ceramic hone that you can also use as waste disposal :D
 
Cool, I assume it would be similar to using the bottom of a ceramic coffee mug.
 
(Scrape, scrape, scrape)
"What are you doing in there?"
"Nothing."
(Scrape, scrape, scrape)
 
Sort of surprising, but not that much! I still love the idea though! The ceramic sharpeners came from the old ceramic pots that you see from ye olde days. A farmer would drag his knife along the rim to put an edge on it. I've also used the top of a car window to touch up an edge. Its no DMT stone but it helps and is neat.
 
I am concerned about the fact a fellow blade forum member is using an "Old Cold Steel Pro-Thrower" as a cutter!
It is a call for help!
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That's a great story of improvisation; but, I have to agree with Geek, you seriously need to get a better knife for cutting. Great story though.
 
I remember my grandpa sharpening knives inside the rim of old ceramic butter urns and containers that his parents before him had owned; some of which came over with them from Germany. I wish I still had one because they were just the right size and worked beautifully for that. I always passed my pocket knives over the butter urn when I went and visited.
 
Those old toilets, non low flow, are in demand. The first thing that gets bought at house rehab sales around here are the thrones.
It's hard to find a good mug thesedays!

Looking forward to more potty humor here!
 
i used to sharpen my knives whilst making a deposit. Worked pretty well :D

And I though I was bad, reading the AG Russel catalog "tout en se reposant sur la toilette." (Somehow it sounds more dignified in French.) To actually sharpen a knife while emptying one's bowel truly takes (or leaves) the cake.

This could very well replace the worn out "gotta see a man about a horse." Here on blade forum, when nature calls, its time to "Go put an edge on the old knife."

In the Spydie sharpmaker DVD, Sal talks about using ceramic crocks as a sharpening stone. These were the inspiration for the Sharpmaker.
 
A ceramic toilet makes a decent sharpener.....a sharpening stone however makes a very bad toilet.


:D
 
That's why I love this forums! So much knowledge being shared. I had never heard about using the top of a car window before. I'm going to have to try that tomorrow...if I can remember. There are so many juicy tidbits on these forums and I think I forget many more than I remember.
 
I saw an old Clark Gable western movie the other night...... he was stropping his razor on the side of his cowboy boot while wearing it.
Us blade nuts notice these things! This is important stuff!
 
Take off the top,
Hold it in your lap--
Sharpen your blade
While taking a Crap.
 
I am concerned about the fact a fellow blade forum member is using an "Old Cold Steel Pro-Thrower" as a cutter!
LOL! :) ^^^^

Mostly a lurker here but had to post in this most humorous thread.
Flip the tank lid(unglazed) for heavy reprofiling. :eek:

Find a wooden seat for tearing the burr off. :eek::eek:

Doug :D
 
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