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As a Usual Suspect, I consider it my duty not only to defend EKI, but also to help put these alleged QC issues to rest once and for all. Here's what I propose;
Do we have any other Usual Suspects who would be willing to allow the owners of all of these allegedly defective Emerson Knives to send YOU (as a Usual Suspect) their Emerson Knives so that WE (as Usual Suspects) can not only photograph and post pics of the allegedly unsatisfactory knife, but also to act as mediator in order to resolve any repair issues involved?
1. If you are a Usual Suspect who is willing to take part in this project, please reply to this post stating such.
2. If you are a disgruntled Emerson knife owner who would like a Usual Suspect to assist you in returning and resolving your unsatisfactory Emerson knife, please reply to this post stating such.
In other words, "put up or shut up" so that we can all go back to enjoying our forums.
I am willing to assist by allowing those with allegedly dysfunctional knives to send them to me via UPS, and I will photograph the knife in question AND report my findings honestly here in the Emerson Forum. IF the alleged problem is factual, I will be more than happy to both return the knife to Emerson and to mediate the process via both e-mail and/or phone. I believe that there are many other Usual Suspects who would be more than willing to do the same. Any takers?
Now, for the people who didn't catch the sarcasm of this post; Of course this concept is ridiculous, and nobody is going to send their Emerson Knife to a Usual Suspect because doing so would burst their Rant Bubble. My entire point of this post is WHERE are these bad knives??
[This message has been edited by Eric Blair (edited 02-11-2001).]
Do we have any other Usual Suspects who would be willing to allow the owners of all of these allegedly defective Emerson Knives to send YOU (as a Usual Suspect) their Emerson Knives so that WE (as Usual Suspects) can not only photograph and post pics of the allegedly unsatisfactory knife, but also to act as mediator in order to resolve any repair issues involved?
1. If you are a Usual Suspect who is willing to take part in this project, please reply to this post stating such.
2. If you are a disgruntled Emerson knife owner who would like a Usual Suspect to assist you in returning and resolving your unsatisfactory Emerson knife, please reply to this post stating such.
In other words, "put up or shut up" so that we can all go back to enjoying our forums.
I am willing to assist by allowing those with allegedly dysfunctional knives to send them to me via UPS, and I will photograph the knife in question AND report my findings honestly here in the Emerson Forum. IF the alleged problem is factual, I will be more than happy to both return the knife to Emerson and to mediate the process via both e-mail and/or phone. I believe that there are many other Usual Suspects who would be more than willing to do the same. Any takers?
Now, for the people who didn't catch the sarcasm of this post; Of course this concept is ridiculous, and nobody is going to send their Emerson Knife to a Usual Suspect because doing so would burst their Rant Bubble. My entire point of this post is WHERE are these bad knives??
[This message has been edited by Eric Blair (edited 02-11-2001).]