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I think maybe this guys smokes the monkey!!
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Jesus! I just tried to smoke my monkey....

First I had a good time rolling it!
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Secondly, hurt like hell when I put that "bic" to my joint!
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Am I doin' something wrong here?
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Why can't you just make monkey sausage? Geez, I really am confused here.

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Hoodoo

I get some pleasure from finding a relentlessly peaceful use for a combative looking knife.
JKM
 
Paynis? Yeah, I guess I lick to hit my mankey with a lawnmower blade. My sausage licks to praty.

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
I don't have a monkey. Where can I get one?
Do they come with sausage? Or whatever this paynis thing is? Or is that extra?

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Hoodoo

I get some pleasure from finding a relentlessly peaceful use for a combative looking knife.
JKM
 
A monkey once bit my sausage. The paynis incredible. I gave him a lick with a lawnmower blade. Praty over for the mankey.
 
Brian I LMAO
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! Funniest thing I've read yet.

As a personal prayer to Jesus, please let BillyTran stick around. He is the funniest SOB I've ever run across
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Hugh

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Scraped, burnt, sliced, smashed. AHHHH, knifemaking!!!!
 
maybe you gay dont drank the water an you ge dehidation fram too mach masterstroking!!!!
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My mankey is dehidated when I'm done masterstroking?

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Sorry guys, but I just reread this from a link in Whine & Cheese and I laughed even harder this time. This is a classic and is the funniest post I have ever read here. It needs to be brought back up for the new guys every once in a while. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the debut of Tim's award on the General Board?
Anyway, most definitely BTTT.^^^^^^^

Jim McCullough

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Next time you feel your life is sooo tough, read this- Some American Heroes
 
One other thing. If you haven't went to Billy's web site, click on his link and go. It's as funny as the thread. Make sure you go to his message board also. Tell him that we need him back to praty wit dah mankeys.

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Next time you feel your life is sooo tough, read this- Some American Heroes
 
LMFAO!! Oh, GOD is this f-ing hilarious!!! Ilove it! Billy - come back, come back!
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I am particularly intrigued how, on Billy's website, "Gary" goes from being Asian in one pic to being a white guy at "dajic dountain." that's some dajic!

[backing out of post slowly . . . . ]

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[previously incarnated as fishface, since 10/98]

the beatings will continue until morale improves
 
Billy,
If I unnastan' dis praty rite, fist you tenderize da mankey befo whackin it wit da lawnmorer blade - if yo do it tight, da paynis bareable! huh? huh? Makes it finger-lickin good!

"What a strange trip this has been!"
Jerry Garcia

WhoooWheee! laughed so hard!

Bill
 
You guys are right, this is the funniest thread ever. I'd forgotten all about it. My wife was just asking me what I was laughing about and I broke up trying to explain "mankeys". She'll have to read it herself!
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Sorry folks. I let this go on way to long. it is bound for Whine and Cheese.
David

[This message has been edited by davidb415 (edited 03-16-2001).]
 
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