Warning, The Duck A.K.A. Phantom is BACK!!!!

wildmanh

wildmanh

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Breaking news has just come in..... The PHANTOM IS BACK!!! He has been sited trying to currupt new members into joining his "Fellowship". Animals in Utah have been uneasy for the last few days. Who knows what this fiend is up to.:confused::confused::eek:

Be warned. Hide your Khukuris! Hide your Durbas! Who knows when the Phantom will strike next!

Expect more updates to follow.
 
Not having lived through the last outbreak (?), my suggestion may be overkill, but what about a color-coded alert system?
 
The gov't stole the colors from Tropical Skittles... maybe we should just use Hot Tamales... RED!!!

Nothing is safe with the DUCK loose :p :rolleyes:

Alan
 
Here is some information/history on the PHANTOM, that should be usefull to the new members:

The PHANTOM lives in a subteranium cave down in Florida, has been seen associating with One Legged dancing girls and has a thing for Durbas.

Some times, the PHANTOM comes out of the cave dresses as an old man in a black cape and top hat, asking girls to join him. Warn your family and friend DO NOT be fooled by this disguse. Reports also seem to indicate that he can change into a bat, DUCK, and Big foot. Reports also indicate that these creatures have been sited in mixed groups. I have seen this with my own eyes. Nightmares persisted for weeks on end. I was lucky though;

Another person, whas not so lucky. He is still on heavy medication and was unavaliable for comment.

How do we fight this out break? How do we keep our Woman and Khukuris safe? Find out, as this story unfolds.
 
I am not familiar with this "Phantom". Could this be the reason for the cold sweats at night, the uncontrolled shaking in the day, the feeling of someone watching me when no one is there. I must go arm myself with a YCS:(
 
Originally posted by Logan1
I am not familiar with this "Phantom". Could this be the reason for the cold sweats at night, the uncontrolled shaking in the day, the feeling of someone watching me when no one is there. I must go arm myself with a YCS:(
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Logan1, it is a good bet that the PHANTOM has targeted you. Arming your self would be a good idea. I thought I was his next target, but now, I don't know.
 
Originally posted by wildmanh
Logan1, it is a good bet that the PHANTOM has targeted you. Arming your self would be a good idea. I thought I was his next target, but now, I don't know.
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I am going to start Digging In. I thought I only had to worry about nukes, But Now:confused: :(
 
I thought I smelled something FOWL lately!!:p :D

If you want to know what the "cave" looks like and why the stench is so foul, rent Lord of the Rings (1st one) and watch the part where Saruman is converting Isengard to an evil factory---replace the orcs with one legged dancing "girls" and other poor souls that were once normal khuk collectors, but are now "khuk wraiths" that serve the evil duck master in his conquests:eek:

Be warned, he is wily, charming and suave..he can lure you with promises of women and khuks but it is ALL a lie!!!!
 
has a cave in Fla full of M-43s, solid gold must run in wide veins thru the subterranean lair...

Keith
 
has a cave in Fla full of M-43s, solid gold must run in wide veins thru the subterranean lair...
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Yep, I agree. But the widest and swiftest running vein/river that runs through that lair is made of B.S., and is the most dangerous!:eek: :D
 
Originally posted by MauiRob
...watch the part where Saruman is converting Isengard to an evil factory---replace the orcs with one legged dancing "girls" and other poor souls that were once normal khuk collectors, but are now "khuk wraiths" that serve the evil duck master in his conquests:eek:
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I KNEW I'd SEEN THAT PLACE BEFORE!!!! That explains it too... the DUCK was "retired" during the filming, letting Hollywood use his cave to shoot location shots! Dayum... now he's got all that Hollywood money too! :eek:

Alan
 
Gentlemen, this is serious, the future of khuk lovers everywhere hangs in the balance. I've notified the air defense artillery boys, and Fort Hood has been placed at "DUCK-CON FOUR". We've already taken casualties, apparently the descriptions of Tsimi and his one-legged dancing girls was so disgusting that several young troopers were overcome by violent fits of nausea. They've been med-evac'd and should pull through with the aid of some "volunteers" from the Bunny Club.

I noticed one tough platoon sergeant going about his work with cool precision, and asked him how he could be so calm in the face of such a crisis. With a grim visage, he drew from his wallet a photo of his mother-in-law, and I nearly wept at the courage of this man. The horror..............the horror..........

Sarge
 
Originally posted by Sylvrfalcn
I noticed one tough platoon sergeant going about his work with cool precision, and asked him how he could be so calm in the face of such a crisis. With a grim visage, he drew from his wallet a photo of his mother-in-law, and I nearly wept at the courage of this man. The horror..............the horror..........

Sarge
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Just in case anyone missed our local troglodyte's pic in the Sword thread here it is.:D :eek:
Tsimi was so pissed he didn't get that Durba M-43 that Semper snuck out from under him that he's chewin' on part of his computer.:eek: :rolleyes: ;)

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Logan 1,
I'm not EVIL!!I am a victim of propaganda,poor losers & envy!Ionly have "two"K's left.The "large" quantity I have been (falsely)accused of having ,have been given to good homes!All of them were donated to the JC FELLOWSHIP,all I did was care for them until they found homes! Now for "SARGE"!Sigh!!I have tried,carried your sick,snide comments on my poor downtrodden feath....I mean back! ENOUGH!!NO MORE!!Ever hear of "THE NIGHT STALKERS"!!Have a very good friend,maybe he can...BWAAAAAA!Be careful you AXE SWINGIN,FAKE MEDIVAL SWORDSMAN(HEE)! You are about as nible as a...!!Rus,is the EVIL ONE! I am the poor,humble,misunderstood ....duck(head bowed,sniffle)!Ahhh,seeing as how most of you reading this are bawling like babies(probably not a dry eye in this place)how many want to join the DUCK,to those who join "I PROMISE K'S SWORDS,WOMEN(ESPECIALLY)REDHEADS,& TO THOSE IN SCHOOL"EXCELLENT GRADES"!"ALL I require,is for you to "DONATE"! You all can trust me,as well as you could a used car salesman!
(this brings tears to my eyes)
jim(Saint):cool:
 
Originally posted by MauiRob
I thought I smelled something FOWL lately!!:p :D

If you want to know what the "cave" looks like and why the stench is so foul, rent Lord of the Rings (1st one) and watch the part where Saruman is converting Isengard to an evil factory---replace the orcs with one legged dancing "girls" and other poor souls that were once normal khuk collectors, but are now "khuk wraiths" that serve the evil duck master in his conquests:eek:

Be warned, he is wily, charming and suave..he can lure you with promises of women and khuks but it is ALL a lie!!!!
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"One khuk to rule them all, One khuk to find them, One khuk to bring
them all, and in the Darkness bind them"--Inscription on the One Khukuri

And I thought khukuris were a fun, safe hobby...
--Josh
 
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

(Never disturb a sleeping dragon)

NOW, you've done it!


(Or should it be: Quackipuss Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus?)
 
QUACKIPUSS Great! I love it!

Jim I Clifton aka Tsimi, aka Duck, aka Phantom, aka QUACKIPUSS!

BWAAAAAAAA! HEE !

How about GUANO BURGLAR ! hee! If he Was in HBO's OZ he'd be called a Third(sp?) burglar! hee BWAAAAAAAA!
 
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