Warning, The Duck A.K.A. Phantom is BACK!!!!

Originally posted by Semper Fi

How about GUANO BURGLAR ! hee! If he Was in HBO's OZ he'd be called a Third(sp?) burglar! hee BWAAAAAAAA!
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Semp, you sure that isn't tu//rd burglar?:eek: :D :p ;) :o
 
NDN,
I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE NDN is shoveling at the end of your rants!! It's what you always sling & I understand why he can NEVER reach the end! Kis,as usual is trying to be funny & LOOK who follows him!! Pappy,the guy who wants to go plinking with the MASTER!
HA! BOY (HEE AT HIS AGE HE LOVES TO BE CALLED boy)I WOULD HAVE TO TEACH YOU WHAT A "sight picture" IS ALL OVER AGAIN,THEN,I would have to teach you to shoot off hand ,AND teach you how to lock in with a sling in the seated position!! Prone ,you just might be able to handle with a 22!:D Forget the M14 you ain't ready for that yet!REDHEADS!!Ah yes,they only come in two varieties,STONE COLD BEAUTIFUL & B*** ugly!! MINE ARE all BEAUTIFUL!Found some Bura's,lying around! Anyone ready to join me in my humble quest of contr....I mean join my humble organization!! ALL YOUR DONATED k'S WILL BE RETURNED!Y'all can trust a lil ole poor researcher!:D
jim(Saint):cool:
 
This just in; A Sasquatch was sited moving around Florida carring a Durba in one hand and instead of a Durba in the other, an M14!:eek: Also, it was reported that he was chanting "Join the fellowship, donate your Khukuris and get a red head".

He was last seen heading into a cloud of smoke and toxic gas.:barf:
 
They don't call 'em Sasquatchs down in Florida Heber, they call 'em Skunk Apes. In this case most appropriately.:p :rolleyes: :D

Sarge
 
Listen PRIVATE!! You are bordering on gross insibordination!! Opps !1 forgot you are one of those guys tthat like to act like they are back in olden times,"DON'T TAKE BATHS FOR A WEEK, EAT WITH YOU FINGERS ETC"!! HEE! An you all say Ducks STINK! I will stay downwind from Sarge in his old getup of skins,no Dial, & BAD BREATH! Daffy is clean,picked on & misunderstood! Want to thank those NEW members who donated K's Why ,I thik, BIG,K ,Toch, sent a couple & WAIT A MINUTE, HERE'S A NICE ONE FROM SEMPER FI, & HERE'S ONE FROM PAPPY! AHH.. SORRY GUYS IF YOU WANTED TO GO INCOGNITO!!:D Sorry guys didn't mean to let the others know!! THE Duck is just too honest!!
jim(Saint) :cool:
 
If guys like Semp and Pappy are donating, then I got an idea where them khuks is headed. HuuuuuRahhh, and that's all I'll say about that.;)

Sarge
 
Ducky-poo I repeat my offer: try plinking at some old boxes of dynamite ( the sweating of the sticks inside don't mean nothin' - that's just the nitroglycerin oozing out of the fullers earth ) from five yards and see how many shots you can put into each box. Betting it's no more than one shot a box.

It's either plinking or plucking, then a bath followed by a sauna at 400 degrees for 3 or 4 hours.

Unconfirmed is a report the duck has been seen driving a Monster truck over octogenarians in 1973 chevies and Pontacs who don't move through intersections even after several light changes. The truck is reportedly bearing Florida license plate "DV8". ( Sound it out - dee vee ate ).
 
Originally posted by Rusty
Ducky-poo I repeat my offer: try plinking at some old boxes of dynamite ( the sweating of the sticks inside don't mean nothin' - that's just the nitroglycerin oozing out of the fullers earth ) from five yards and see how many shots you can put into each box.

Betting it's no more than one shot a box.
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Little Bro that sounds scary as hell!!!!
Maybe not as scary except the fact that it was being held in my hand.......
I had an old bud that inherited his grandpa's old 44-40 pistol and rifle along with quite a bit of ammo, some of it as old as the pistol. This was an old thumb buster.:)
Load it up and then start firing. Maybe the first couple would fire fine then you would have a misfire. Sometimes it wasn't really a misfire, but a delayed fire cartridge.:eek:
That's when it got hairy!!!!
Just how long did a person wait after a misfire before pulling the hammer back and revolving another round in line with the barrel?
After a couple of cylinder fulls I got so nervous I developed a huge flinching problem and couldn't hit what I was aiming at anyway so I just quit shootiing the damned thang!!!!:eek:
Had Bob of brought the rifle along it wouldn't of been so bad since you could eject the cartridge and insert a new one.
It took me what seemed like forever to get over the flinching I developed that day.:rolleyes: :mad:
 
Just read my mail,the following members have REQUESTED(make that BEGGED! :rolleyes: )membership in the JC FELLOWSHIP!I'll just name them,Sarge,Furge,Ferr,AC,Maui,Wal.,
Semper(AKA POODLE),YAPPY(I mean Pappy),Town Sarge(still in Belview)& Kismet! Two others tried:1)buying admitance NDN offered ALL his K's
& Rus oFFERED both HIS .380'S & his 12"K:barf:2)they ,they tried....well I won't say(FBI will be watching them,wellll they already are watching Rus HE'S NUTS!! :eek: He spends too much time in the desert talking to cactus!Due to the high standards,,INTEGERTY,PURITY,HONESTY & TRUST I set! I have to REFUSE ALL! THEY ALL HAVE FAULTS!!While I(THE DUCK)am like a POLITICIAN,A USED CAR SALESMAN,someone that can be trusted! :cool:
jim(Saint)
 
Now look here, I think a certain Quackipuss had best quit going for moonlight swims down by the Turkey Point nuclear plant. That can't be much good for you, and just might explain a thing or two.

Besides that, I thought you said all applications to your cult, I mean fellowship, were kept confidential. I want back all them dadgummed box tops I had to save up.

Sarge
 
JOIN WHO ???

THe DuCK (or is it GUANO BURGLAR, hee!) has gone Delusional on us. Me join him? DONATE my beeuutiful K's? Not a chance. Quackipuss is back smokin' that wacky backy again. :D IT'll stunt your growth and make you waddle like a duck! hee! bwaaaaaa!
 
Khuks aren't fer dux! I heard you Keep trying to improve on the M43, eh? Got that wood model for the M44 ready yet? I heard it had daisies and fuzzy bunnies engraved on it, just in time for easter! I still have yet to see what yer edgeless safty khukuri loooks like, yooo seek barstid! Or yer rhinestone encrusted "Disco Duck" model, with the mirror-ball mosaic handle. Yeech! all it needs is a chartreuse patent leather scababard, and yer ready to raise bile in the throats of the toughest.

You know, they eat ducks in china.

Keith
 
Originally posted by Ferrous Wheel
Khuks aren't fer dux!

Yeech! all it needs is a chartreuse patent leather scababard, and yer ready to raise bile in the throats of the toughest.

Keith
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Keith!!!!

Don't give them dayumed sarkis any ideas!!!! Them dayumed red and yaller scabbards are fugly enough!!!!
I don't even want to imagine a chartreuse patent leather scababard!!!!:rolleyes: :p ;)
 
The "BAS of Death" by Durba is almost ready. It is still undergoing the final touches. The pink handle was cooked in a awful stabilization compound from the stream that runs near Mount Doom deep within Mordor...it suceede in only turning it more flourecent pink... it is truly a horrible sight. Such an Elven like masterpice fitted with such evil flavor should bring the duck down...
 
This guy wants to join the Duck's "fellowship"
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