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[Ruukuu]

ive been forcing a patina on a horrid shiny stainless blade, for a little rustic utility knife im making.

i coughed, dropped the knife, the earth clip sprang off the blade as i shuddered, and the blade sliced the knuckle of a finger.

Every cut i get from a knife could come straight from a Tom and Jerry cartoon

 

[Stelth]

Earth clip?

 

[Ruukuu]

Earth clip?

I use this machine. I meant the black clamp attached to the metal being etched.

 

[Stelth]

Alligator clips?

 

[Ruukuu]

Alligator clips?

Yeh that's the name.....sorry, memory fails me sometimes nowadays.

 

[OrangeBlueOrangeBlue]

My wife seems to cut herself every time I sharpen our kitchen knives.

 

[Boombats]

In case you screw up deployment and drop the knife.

eBay must be spying on us, or else foot-stabbing is a bigger problem than I thought, because I've only been looking at swords and knives on there but look what they just suggested to me:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/ProFoot-Toe-Bandages-One-Size-3-Each-Pack-of-4/232993964159