Weirdest Way You've Used Your Knife

Got some lottery tickets for Christmas in a gag-gift swap (not much of a gag). I used the swedge to scratch the tickets and it worked like a champ (each ticket was scratched off in one swipe).

I missed a spot shaving the other morning, so I finished up Dundee-style in the can at work with my Millie.

Used my Para the other day to extract a splinter from my ankle...does that count as surgery?

Have used the choil (of various knives) many many times to open bottles.
 
When the t-handle on my lawnmower's pull cord broke, I wrapped the cord once or twice around a UKPK so I could start the mower.
 
These are definitely not all that weird compared to some of the stuff you guys have done :eek:, but here goes...

For about a week I used my Kershaw Cyclone to shave, just for a) sharpening practice and b) kicks :jerkit:

I've also used it to take the top off of a can of apple juice to wash it out after the can opener broke, and have used the handle as a hammer a few times...

It also makes a decent paperweight :D
 
I have 4 parrots. 2 of them are potty trained but the other two will have accidents on me around the house. If a large bird shits on your shirt or jeans, you can use your blade to remove. Beats using a rag, napkin, etc, that just spreads it.
 
I used the scissors and tweezers of my first SAK to remove all my stitches.
A week later after I went through a posthetomy.
 
lol seems opening beer bottles is common, I used the wave feature on my Endura 4 wave to open beer bottles. Isn't that the primary purpose though?
 
SallyF said:
My husband killed the neighbor's cat!;)
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I seriously hope you're kidding. :mad::thumbdn: If you are, I retract the emoticons, but I have no tolerance for animal cruelty--especially when it involves someone's pet.
 
I have done the stirring thing, with rum into coke though :o. I also use a sodbuster to shave.
 
Reznik572 said:
I have 4 parrots. 2 of them are potty trained but the other two will have accidents on me around the house. If a large bird shits on your shirt or jeans, you can use your blade to remove. Beats using a rag, napkin, etc, that just spreads it.
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Now I definitely want a parrot. ;)

LUW said:
I used the scissors and tweezers of my first SAK to remove all my stitches.
A week later after I went through a posthetomy.
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Whoa! That's daring...
 
SallyF said:
My husband killed the neighbor's cat!;)
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You think that's funny? I can't stand animal cruelty. If it was MY cat, I don't know what I would do, but you can rest assured it would be extremely evil, and extremely violent. :mad:
 
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Using a CS Magnum Tanto to "mow" some tall grass that was obscuring steel targets during a midweek practice shoot - largest blade I had with me at the time - did a good job of it too!
 
One time I had to shave a couple of hairs under my chin that my electric shaver missed . I have fairly thin facial hair and the shaver can miss one or two hairs if they are long enough. Good thing I had just sharpened my knife.
 
I have shaved with my endura1 ,the other day the I carpeted a set of stairs and all the cutting was done with a endura4 .
 
I used my RC-4 to shave this morning in the can at work after being on a flight all night and not making it home before I had to be in the office.
 
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