Weirdest Way You've Used Your Knife

jbombelli said:
You think that's funny? I can't stand animal cruelty. If it was MY cat, I don't know what I would do, but you can rest assured it would be extremely evil, and extremely violent. :mad:
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right on !!!!! takes a cruel, insensitive POS to kill a poor ,defenseless cat/dog with a knife. i use a .22. one shot to the head. :D
 
The coffee stirring thing is pretty common for me but, with winter firmly frigidly entrenched here, it's often to blend a couple fingers of LTD with the java before I brave the elements.
I used the CQC15 to chop ice away from the door of the rabbit hutch the other evening so the wife could secure the latch.
Reznik, you have FOUR parrots!?! The double yellow headed Amazon that just flew over my head scolding one of the cats wanted me to say "hello".
But as good as it may work I'm not going to scrape parrot poop of anything with one of my Emersons...I use 'em for steak knives too often and just couldn't get the image out of my mind no matter how much I washed 'em.
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Got a STAT call that a patient was hanging himself. He had tried to use a bed sheet to improvise a noose, so I opened the small lock back I carried back then to cut him down. A nice plus was that I no longer got grief from anyone about carrying a pocket knife on duty.
 
I've used some big choppers instead of a hammer. Also, I used to shave with my Military. Always, I open beer bottles with my knives. Anytime my windshield's too frozen up, I used my EDC to scrape the ice.
A couple of times I used my knives to open my car door, and once I used a #9 Opinel to open the elevator door.
 
Years ago, I used to use a very dull sheepsfoot blade to scrape excess built up rosin off of a bull rope. I kept an old timer stockman in my rigging bag just for this purpose, but it is an unusual use for a knife, given the relative scarcity of people who ride bulls.

Nowadays I never scrape the rosin off, because my rope is in the closet. I am too old and decrepit to use it anymore.:D
 
i was at the cabin. had to peel 25 lbs of potatoes but i had forgot a small utility knife. so i peeled them all with my ffbm.....
 
LUW said:
I used the scissors and tweezers of my first SAK to remove all my stitches.
A week later after I went through a posthetomy.
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While I don't want another man around my junk, I think I would let the doc do that one. A slip could be bad...
 
A few months back,I was shopping in a mall with my fiancee.Found out we could join a lottery since we did substantial shopping and were given 2 ea.forms to fill out giving our I.D.data&address...Unfortunately my girl submitted the extra copy we were supposed to hold onto into the transparent ballot box.The attendant told he didn't have the keys to the box and since the big price was a brand new car,I whipped out my SwissChamp and started trying each and every likely tool for retrieveing our form which ofcourse was on top..Finally the infamous fish-hook disgorger helped as I could catch the side of the form between the u-shaped tip and lift it back up after giving it a good twist.Half the pleasure being able to get it back up through the slit and the more fun being in the other half as there were quite a few spectators including the gaping security gay operating the scanner at the main entrance...
 
this wasn't me, but someone on USN shoved their SNG through the glass of a Gateway monitor. apparently it took four tries and the tip broke, but it happened.
 
I've used my Delica 4 to set off commercial fireworks when the mechanical switch failed.
 
My friend sat on his cigar that was packaged in a metal tube and the cigar became stuck in the tube. I cut open the tube to free the cigar. I also use a knife to adjust my zippo wick.
 
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