People who do not carry knives are a mentally stunted, emasculated race. They deserve their fate when they face life's grievous threats without a knife. A knifeless man is a lifeless man, so, adios from the gene pool, losers! Furthermore, you're either a wolf, sheep or a sheepdog. Wolves and sheepdogs carry knives, and sheep carry smart phones and latte's. And then there are shepherds, who carry bigger knives, and a big crooked stick. Yup, it's good to be the shepherd. I wouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't carry a knife, because, that would be like the shepherd hanging out with the sheep. Then, who would watch over the flock? The wolves would get us all, and that would be messed up. In conclusion, the knife gives me great power, and with great power comes great responsibility, and I look down upon the fleeced masses.