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I am on the phone with my good friend
D
Dave_dutchman
, and he has kindly shared with me a rap that he wrote. He recited it for me once, and I insisted on having him do it a second time so I could type it out for you all:
Dad Rap
(Verse 1)
I'm always handing out advice,
Like cut once and measure twice.
My New Balance are thrice as nice,
Pants jacked up high as satellites.
My belt strapped on and my shirt tucked in
Drip so sick, need penicillin
I wear my watch 'cause I know the time,
When the dad's talking, act a like a mime.
(Chorus)
Got big dad energy
Tell you an old story
Mow the lawn and get stuff done
Droppin' jokes on everyone
Got big dad energy
Say walk it off when you scrape your knee
Now its time to press your slacks
Take a baby Aspirin, prevent a heart attack
(verse 2)
One in the hand is worth two in the bush
If you question me I'll say shush
Dad rap straight spittin' facts
My knowledge melt you like you was wax
Can't hold a candle to this flame
That's the name of the game
I say things like that's how the cooking crumbles
Remember where you came from and stay humble
(Chorus)
Got big dad energy
Before you leave you better pee
My beard is going gray
Stop you and ask how's your day
Got big dad energy
He'll help you move for free
Go fire up the barbeque
Find that dad energy in you!
Dad Rap
(Verse 1)
I'm always handing out advice,
Like cut once and measure twice.
My New Balance are thrice as nice,
Pants jacked up high as satellites.
My belt strapped on and my shirt tucked in
Drip so sick, need penicillin
I wear my watch 'cause I know the time,
When the dad's talking, act a like a mime.
(Chorus)
Got big dad energy
Tell you an old story
Mow the lawn and get stuff done
Droppin' jokes on everyone
Got big dad energy
Say walk it off when you scrape your knee
Now its time to press your slacks
Take a baby Aspirin, prevent a heart attack
(verse 2)
One in the hand is worth two in the bush
If you question me I'll say shush
Dad rap straight spittin' facts
My knowledge melt you like you was wax
Can't hold a candle to this flame
That's the name of the game
I say things like that's how the cooking crumbles
Remember where you came from and stay humble
(Chorus)
Got big dad energy
Before you leave you better pee
My beard is going gray
Stop you and ask how's your day
Got big dad energy
He'll help you move for free
Go fire up the barbeque
Find that dad energy in you!