What did you do while waitin' for your RAT Knife?

You have to sharpen and caress all your other knives a few days.

Once your RAT has arrived you won´t bother about your other babys for a looooooong time, you won´t even think of having other knives.

Have fun with it!
 
bushmattster said:
I drive my wife crazy talking about it all the time. She can't wait for the RP knife to show up so I'll shut up about it. I'm pumped about that knife.
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:D I know what you mean ... - a few more days and the payment period is over ... can't be long now ...
 
Little Green Men said:
I just try to think of other things and look at pictures...Drinking is not a good idea because I will just buy more stuff and kick my self for it in the morning lol
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If I had a USB breathalyzer to lockout my paypal account, I wouldn't have woken up the proud new owner of something like 6 machetes the other day. Not sure, they haven't all come in yet. But then, what fun would that be?
 
Dizwolf said:
If I had a USB breathalyzer to lockout my paypal account, I wouldn't have woken up the proud new owner of something like 6 machetes the other day. Not sure, they haven't all come in yet. But then, what fun would that be?
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hahahaha! is that how you came up with your contest too?
 
Changer order to 2 tell significant other it was a mistake when you get the knives doubled makes it worth wait
 
I get on the forums and bug the hell out of Mrs. Shotty.

Mostly because she's an easy target, but also because I don't have to try and sleep in the same house with her trying to kill me, and I figure she'll just take it out on Shotty, anyway.
 
Cpl Punishment said:
I get on the forums and bug the hell out of Mrs. Shotty.

Mostly because she's an easy target, but also because I don't have to try and sleep in the same house with her trying to kill me, and I figure she'll just take it out on Shotty, anyway.
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Love you too sweetheart :p
 
Why all the sh!t for mrs. Shotty? Is it cuz every one is jelous that her hubby wears diapers and obsesses about the mail? Wow lots of shotgunner envy around here. Might have to find new forum to frequent you guys are starting to creep me out.
 
darkwaters said:
Why all the sh!t for mrs. Shotty? Is it cuz every one is jelous that her hubby wears diapers and obsesses about the mail? Wow lots of shotgunner envy around here. Might have to find new forum to frequent you guys are starting to creep me out.
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they're just jealous of my awesomeness :D
 
1. Practice bandaging your fingers so you'll be ready when it bites you the first time.
2. Buy a few different colors of paracord for the handle.
3. Buy ball chain if you plan on neck carry.
4. Look into kydex sheaths if you plan on neck carry.
5. Watch Izula videos on Youtube.
 
I would roll out to Burger King and get a 12 piece cheezy tots. These things are incredible. Not quite as life changing as the pizza rolls from Pizza Hut, but pretty close.
 
Well I have been going nuts waiting for my surprise order. My wife and father in law ordered me 3 RATs on Halloween and they still have not shown up.

Needless to say I have to up my meds at this point to keep from going crazy. I feel like a kid at Christmas being to told you have to wait to open your presents till after you grandparents arrive.

I have to send out an email or call the place they ordered from to find out what is going on.
 
I just order more knives. I try to have a relatively steady stream coming in, so I don't have to go more than a couple days without a new "fix" coming in the door. If I start getting fidgety, I head out to the local hardware or sporting goods place and pick up a little something to tide me over.

Oh yes, I have it bad. I'm fidgeting right now, and I have 3 more knives on order already. (a RAT, a Condor, and a Bark River) I've been trying to go out to the woods and play with the knives I already have, instead of getting new ones all the time, but its hard when its dark outside when I leave for work, and dark when I head home.

I just need more money and storage space. :D
 
I would stay on the forums and just look at pictures of the Izula being used. That's what I'm doing until I have the money to even order one in the first place.
 
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