What do I do for a living? Try to survive

As of right now, I'm a full time college student finishing my bachelors in religion online. To pay for rent, I work around a farm which entails clearing creek banks, helping with almost every aspect of tobacco growing (planting has begun), and other tasks. To make some pocket money, I try to work full time and that entails clearing back trails, planting flowers, weed eating and mowing (a farm and subdivision), clearing downed trees, sweeping, mopping, filling bird feeders, cleaning a pond, spraying fence lines to do weed control, clean vehicles, clean sidewalks, paint fences, help repair fences, pick up trash on around 3 miles on a stretch of road (both sides), and what ever else needs done.
As for prior jobs, I've been a courthouse security guard, worked a high end gun shop, worked a large knife shop, subway, retail clothing store, custodial work and probably some others I'm forgetting.