What do you use on the Loo ???

[shecky]

Or you could take a lesson from man's best bud and drag your butt in the grass like a dog.

I say use the dog. It's like self cleaning TP!

 

[1Tracker]

His humor is twisted so much I wonder if he is LEO ? LOL

Heck no! I think he's a gay teen hiding amongst us

Use a handful of forest soil, large leaf plants generally don't cause a problem. But you are on the wrong side of the pond for us to help you over there.