Been married long enough that she now carries my left testicle in her purse. Anytime I ask about getting it back she reminds me that there's enough room for the right one as well as my spine ... so I just leave her alone about it.
Thanks,
Jester
We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.
John Adams
US diplomat & politician (1735 - 1826)