What does your Wife think about your knives

>>In the immortal words of Imelda Markus (after her 30,000 shoes collection was found in a special room in the palace)

A lot of shoes are made in the Philippines. I don't know how many she left behind, when she fled the country, but I think it had more to do with her involvement in the shoe making industry, than any sort of fetish. People like to make a big deal out of what usually amounts to not much of anything. What they should be concerned about is how many of those shoes end up being sold as "Made in Italy" when they are really made in the Philippines
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>>oh I forgot, I don't have a wife
but then again it gets cold some nights around here.....

We could set you up with a Filipino wife, they do a good job of keeping you warm at nite
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Mary Fa is from the Philippines and she models some of my knives sometimes. WWW.BalisongKnife.Com Thanks, JohnR7
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I am also blessed with a wife who doesn't give me grief over the number of knives or guns I collect. She finally had to give up because my son came out as a carbon copy of me and loves guns and knives just as much. If she produced a knife nut then it has to be okay.

The only thing that makes her crazy is when we are fondling our knives or flicking open a new folder she is very afraid we will get cut. Strange thing for her to be afraid of, except she has seen her share of blood over the years due to sharp edges.

I also make sure we spend an appropriate amount on her clothes which is her hobby. Keeps everyone happy.

John
 
Knives? What knives? All I've got is this little Case Peanut here...

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Brandon

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My wife used to complain about my Knifes now she just rolls her eyes. It came to the point where i said HEY, i do not smoke-drink-do drugs-hang out in bars-or chase other woman. Please let me enjoy some hobbie !!!!
 
I just asked my wife of 20 years what she thought of my equally aged collection. Her reply? "What knife collection?"
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Actually, while she won't admit it, she does like my knives. I hadn't seen my old style clipless Sebenza for months. Where did I find it? In HER car !
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My wife has lately taken a very hostile attitude toward my interest in knives. She sees them as weapons and is very sarcastic and hostile that I carry a Spyderco around with me and that I collect knives. I asked her once to describe the precise functional difference between my Randall Huntiers Bowie or a Cold Steel Bowie and one of the large butcher knives in the kitchen and all I got was a pout. I also pointed out that I had carried one form or another of a pocket knife sincew I was 7 years old, including all through the period that we were dating and getting engaged, that she knew it then, since she had borrowed them periodically for minor tasks, and that she had never objected until recently. My suspicion is that she had not noticed them until I started to use pocket clips.

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