What excuses do you give your other half for your next knife......?

This? Oh I got that one years ago for really cheap. You should see what it's worth now.
 
I don't have the need to give excuses. She gets the money she needs, the bills are paid, so, after that, what I buy (knives, guns, et.), is my "bidnnes".
 
I haven't bought a knife since September 2010 and I own 7 knives. I once had almost 30. I'm down to the knives that are perfect for me.
 
hey guys thanks. great stuff. my intent was to be humorous and see what kind of funny/outrageous excuses are out there. I have to say that my wife is the best, as she encourages me to get what I want, because she knows that my priority is pay the bills first, and after that, its fair game. She's always let me go on out of state hunting and shooting matches ( mostly 3 gun matches and or pistol matches ) never has complained once in 16 yrs or marriage. It was great to read that so many of you have similar relationships where wife/girlfriend is cool about it all. Yeah, we love our toys.............
 
My girl buys books. She likes certain series and certain authors. She also likes country and also hardcore punk music so she buys that stuff. So if she bitches at me I bring up what she buys.
 
I buy what I want; my wife spends a lot more money than I do on her scrap booking and knitting. She has never questioned me and I don't question her spending habits.
 
She doesn't care what guns or knives I buy, she even buys me some. She likes her big screens and bass boats, so it's all good.
 
Well, I could be spending it on crack or meth or blow etc. :D Or I've had this one for quite a long time and forgot about it until today.
 
Whenever she asks about a knife just don't shut up talking about it for a while until she gets annoyed and bored, she won't make that mistake more than a couple times. My girlfriend never asks me about knives anymore
 
Buy it when she's not in, then hide the packaging until bin day and bury it in the bin. Hide the knife for a while and when it's finally discovered just say it's not new, you've had it for ages

See, theres no lies needed with this technique :D
 
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