What excuses do you give your other half for your next knife......?

I hid it for years mostly using the "check the mail first and let the new one blend in method '' metioned above and the ''different address at work and then let it blend in'' also mentioned above , also was ''find it at a shop and pay retail, then let it blend in method'' as well . After getting nailed a couple of times in a short period once or twice , she started digging , cc statments , paypal etc. , then she put it together a little at a time and now she threatens to do an ''intervention'' when the subject comes up and I just admit to the sickness (she thinks thats the first step in the right direction) and tell her I am trying and at least I dont do drugs .
 
-that knife, oh it's real cheap, only cost me $30, but it's a new Benchmade or Spyderco
-Get to the mail first
-the resale value is great, I'm making money
-I like them
 
My excuse to my wife: I want another knife. She's fine with that, espectially since I avoid buying knives while drinking.
 
I tell her the $3,000 trip to Russia she took cost more than the Military I just bought.

The fact that she spent 3 grands to a frozen wasteland that reeks of Vodka should give you a lifetime freedom of buying whatever you want with no quesions asked...
 
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