What extremes have you gone to to hide new INFI from your significant other?

steelnut said:
Great question.

I have not had to hide anything yet, but I was told that if I buy a knife that cost more than her engagement ring she would use it on me!

Problem with that is, I bought that over ten years ago when I was a lot poorer.....
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Time for a two carat upgrade!
 
Any techniques I may have will stay a secret as my wife goes to blade and women talk...too much. And I can't trust Jerry not to say something after a bottle of pigs nose.

Papathud's wife takes first pic. Well Papa, I would say it's time for a divorce:D
 
No need to hide my INFI :)

No SO to hide it from :confused:

A Hoggish dose of Amy-0 each June is all I need. :D :D :thumbup:
 
I try to get the mail first, but I don't go to any great lengths. I recently sold off (mostly non-Busse) a large number of knives so the one for one thing seems to work (of course selling a $100 benchmade and buying a $250 Busse doesn't exactly qualify as a one for one in the real world...but you get the idea). The problem is I am now down to a streamlined collection where I won't be selling any knives in the near future. If I get any flak I usually respond with my standby: "But honey, my hobbies (guns, knives, flashlights) are tax-deductible..." (At least one each a year or so anyways...)
 
I don't have to hide my INFI. My girlfriend is using my Busses also when we go to the woods. :thumbup: :D
 
No reason to hide them, she buys some of them for me! Besides, she collects Mustangs, and they cost a heck of a lot more than a Busse! :eek:

John
 
I moved to Jersey, leaving my wife in Denver, so's I could get my AK-47 without her seeing (I put it on the company card, then paid it back anonymously, telling the wife it was "expenses").

Now I am in Oz, and my Jersey mail gets forwarded to my wife in Denver, so this last order is going to be in her hands before mine (oh no, now I will have to de-estrogenize it when I get back), and I had to use my own C-card for the purchase. Really tipped my hand on that one. I can't believe how many lumps you can get over the phone nowadays.

As punishment, she spends whatever is left on the card so I can't do it twice. Yeah, she plays rotten alright...
 
Thank you Lord for letting me be single.:D :D

Opps, girlfriend is at the DOOR!!!

Hi Honey, you look like you had a long day, how about a foot rub. No, that's not a new knife, it has scratches and the coating is all worn.:thumbup:

DarkJedi
 
HERES THE BEST WAY
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Doesn't stuff fall out when you open the door?
Nice tile on the wall too! wow

Ok, are those cardboard boxes really holding up that safe?
 
NOPE - YOU WISH-
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HERES A PEAK OF WHATS ON THE DOOR-25 CUBIC FEET INSIDE - WOW - THERE MIGHT BE SOME MORE BUSSE'S . I'LL BET ON THAT .
 
What knife? Those, those are tools for..........uh, work. Yah, work. You know, work, where I make money to pay for tools.;)
 
I never hide anything from my wife. Nor she from me.

BTW, did you know that wives makes trade with shoes and boots? Yeah, she told me all about it. There's this website where they can all trade with each other. Says it helps keep the cost down so she gets to try new ones all the time without actually buying any more! Cool, huh? Funny, not many of them look very worn though.

:o:o
 
Two easy steps:

1. 900 pound safe to store "stuff"
2. move wife 5000 miles away!

:D
 
You know that research out of Duke University? Where they think they've found a way to 'bend light' and make small objects effectively 'vanish?'

It doesn't work.
 
no sig other currently.

so i hide them from me, then when i find them i pretend its treasure. :)
 
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