What has been your experience with LifeSharp service?

Ok....can you translate THAT one to American???
Is it remotely possible that YOU are the commie???
I sincerely hope Blade Forums isn't being infiltrated right in front of our eyes!!!

CHECK YOUR EDGES EVERYONE!!! We must put a stop to this!!

Did anyone notice.......no location listed!! Uh oh!!!
 
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Simple question are you for the rights of American people and the United States of America
 
Simple question?? Is that a communist interrogation technique??? I'm NOT falling for it!!
 
Reeves said:
Very easy YOU or your family they don't stomp on the American Flag do they.. Your for America and the rights of American people.. Or I see your one of those
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Benchmade took away your rights?
All of your rights, or just certain ones, like the pursuit of happiness?
 
I didn't think you could answer that how does that make you feel?.. How do you sleep?..
 
P U N C T U A T I O N!!!!!!! Try it some time!!
Unless it really is code!!
I'll say it again Reevo.......W & C!!! They handle all Benchmade complaints!
 
You live here in America buy benchmade knives from a good old American company and can't say you believe in America and the rights for American people..you my internet friends are trolls
 
For the moment I am going to assume that I am not taking the bait....this dude types like a lot of people from Latin America I deal with at work so I am going to assume English isn't his primary language.
 
Crikey~! See what you miss when you're at work...? Suspicious Communist characters aside, the posting was and is about LifeSharp and our experience with it. I hear very few complaints, this being the heart and soul of Benchmade's warranty service program. We should feel lucky to have it, because they don't have to do this; yet we, most of us, have come to expect surprises and gifts earned when we send our knives up. I say good job to the folks up in Oregon City, they do deserve our praise.
 
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Crikey~! See what you miss when you're at work...? Suspicious Communist characters aside, the posting was and is about LifeSharp and our experience with it. I hear very few complaints, this being the heart and soul of Benchmade's warranty service program. We should feel lucky to have it, because they don't have to do this; yet we, most of us, have come to expect surprises and gifts earned when we send our knives up. I say good job to the folks up in Oregon City, they do deserve our praise.
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If anyone has a reason to be unhappy with them, it would certainly be me... A few months back, the wife and I drove the 160 mile drive to
the Benchmade compound. It was my birthday, and that's where I wanted to go :D

Anywho, We walked in and were greeted by a pleasant receptionist who directed up to the store and showroom. Once we got inside and started talking to the nice young gal
working the counter, my wife told her it was my B-Day and where we were from...
Imagine my disappointment when she didn't offer to shower me in free gifts and knives. After all, it was my birthday, and we did just drive 160 miles to get there.

I never thought of them being Communist, but that would certainly explain the lack of free stuff....
 
Ok!!! That's it!!! No free stuff to a guy on his birthday??? Totally non American and obviously COMMIE!!!
I'm throwing out all my Benchmades......well maybe not the 761.....I heard Ti is the Commie's kryptonite!!!
 
I sent in an old first production run assisted striker I had lost and left it out in the rain! Found it and the satin d2 blade was covered in rust and the knife wouldn't function.

Called up benchmade and told them what happened with the intention of paying to have the knife fixed. They said they'd haft to look at it but they couldn't redo the first production run and number on the blade for certain.

About 2 weeks later I get a package . Brand new knife literally they replaced everything. Only thing I paid for was whatever the upgrade is for a satin blade to a coated blade,which if memory serves me is under 20 bucks. They basically took a NIB Stryker etched the first production run and number on it and shipped it to me.

Damn you commi benchmade ,with your outstanding customer service and your US MILITARY contracts ,and your tendency to ship out 5 different pocket clips when I only asked for one. Damn you..
 
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338375 said:
I never thought of them being Communist, but that would certainly explain the lack of free stuff....
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Now that's the best line in this whole thread. And Happy belated Birthday from one Commie to another. :D
 
I wonder if the commies saw Reeve's picture of his blade pre-coerced-replacement and blocked it from the 'net.
I bet a lot of us are waiting for the pics.
I certainly hope Reeve himself wasn't whisked away and put in a metal locker somewhere for divulging Benchmade's big secret.
The plot sickens...
 
If he disappears never to be heard from again.......we will know the truth!!!
And be very careful what you say when calling Benchmade...san!!!!
 
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