What is better option to kill a leopard, a knife/machete or bare hands

[Red Flower]

Here is an interesting news: Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands

 

[Springer45]

I never cease to be amazed by what people are capable of.

 

[Green Ice]

That adrenalin surge can make a person incredibly strong. He's a lucky man.

Ice

 

[Mr.BadExample]

"They" say with dog attacks that your best option is often to jam your fist down their throat, but I hope I never have to report on how that works.
I would have stayed with the machete unless the voice of God talked to me, as well.

 

[kronckew]

i would have preferred a bare hand - wrapped around a [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]25-mm M242's trigger
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[BruiseLeee]

"They" say with dog attacks that your best option is often to jam your fist down their throat...

Probably works on people too.

 

[brantoken]

I don't think I want to visit any rest homes in kenya, the altizheimers ward must be horrific......

 

[roughedges]

"They" say with dog attacks that your best option is often to jam your fist down their throat, but I hope I never have to report on how that works.

I once had to do just that. I was dogsitting a friends male pitbull and old female mastiff mix and they started playing too rough. The pitbull drew blood and I guess it set him off. So, when I went to break it off (no hose handy!) he turned on me and attacked.

I dropped to my knees and rammed my fist into the back of his throat. I was pissed and am somewhat ashamed to say that I held him on it for a minute; I wanted to make sure he understood that I was stronger and in total control. But really, I was just angry; my independent amateur psychoanalysis tells me that I was angry at the fear his attack caused in me.

Anyways, it worked very well. For the next week I was watching them the pitbull was well behaved and more obedient than I would have thought possible.

I'm just lucky I have big hands- for awhile he was trying to crush my fist.

 

[cliff355]

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[Ad Astra]

M’Mburugu then taunted the leopard with "Cat- Got your tounge!"


Ad Astra :footinmou

 

[hawkwind]

There are recorded historic situations where a man strangled bear to death. Surely evropean brown bear, but even so its feat !

 

[ms514]

(Image of Homer Simpson strangling a bear pops into head...)

"Why you little..."

:footinmou

 

[frogfish]

It sounds like the sporting thing to do

 

[hdwrlover]

I"ll take a knife, preferably a Bowie, over a machete or bare hands. Machete would work if you could keep animal at strike distance but not so good when he is on top of you. Bare hands - most animal predators are several times stronger than a human. We are the top predator because of our brains and tools, not because we can out fight others with our bare hands.

 

[Kismet]

Moral of the story:

Don't piss off old men when they are cranky.








Right? right.

 

[jurassicnarc44]

Don't piss off old men when they are cranky.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

 

[PZ93C]

Moral of the story:

Don't piss off old men when they are cranky.








Right? right.

Kis, you're a good man. Can I get you anything? :footinmou

Brian

 

[Yvsa]

M’Mburugu then taunted the leopard with "Cat- Got your tounge!"


Ad Astra :footinmou

LMFRRAO!!!!! Mike you got me, I laughed out loud at that one!!!!

 

[Dave Rishar]

Although I tend to frown on everyday use of Leetspeak, one particular term comes immediately to mind:

Pwned.

It seems to sum up the situation nicely.

Nice to see that the guy got free medical treatment. I'd certainly buy him a beer.

 

[Howard Wallace]

knife/machete, bare hands?

I'll just bring along a wife who researches leopard killing techniques.