What is your zombie-killer of choice?

mdauben said:
Well, that's... okay I guess. However, if you are facing down a real zombie hoard, I think this is a better set up:

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Dual, full-auto Glock 18s! Now that's some zombie smoting firepower! :D
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ever "played" with one? they are SWEET
 
I'm starting to believe that among melee weapons, a Maori taiaha would be pretty sweet fer crackin' skulls with. Hell, that's what the Maori used 'em for!
 
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I like to get up close to my zombies!
 
I have a paper slicing katana for medium range zombies and am waiting for this bad boy to be delivered - for close quarters work :D

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I had a 79 Impala with a chromed steel bumper six feet across. I'd imagine it would have been a great zombie blockade runner.
 
If the Zombies showed up, I would probably place my first order to Cold Steel. Always thought they sold some great looking stuff for the end of the world.
 
eisman said:
^ No, those marks are from carrying it between my teeth.
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THAT was a good one! :D

The M1 is my sentimental favorite, since I went through basic training with one, but this would work also - shamelessly stolen from another forumite.

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I only have one knife that I truly think would suffice for zombies, and that would be my CRKT Hisshou. The 13" of razor sharp carbon steel would definately dispatch any zombie that might show up in my neck of the woods.

Btw, everyone does know that the only way to completely kill/stop a zombie, with no problem of it arising again, is to seperate it's head from it's body. So the sharper, the heavier, and longer the blade, the better, and that is why I choose the Hisshou as my weapon of choice, yeah plus that it is the only one I have.

At least I look really badassed with the Hisshou strapped across my back! I know because I often look in the mirror to admire my badassedness
 
I think I will use a butter knife - the one my wife uses as a screwdriver that ends up chewing the s@*t out of the bread when you use it. If you saw what it does to the bread - those zombies are in trouble!!

Or maybe my SOG smatchet in concert with my Boker Magnum Khukri.
 
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At least I look really badassed with the Hisshou strapped across my back! I know because I often look in the mirror to admire my badassedness
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:D :D :thumbup:
 
This and if all else fails.................
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This!

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Or
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or any of these.

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Well from what I own I am in bad shape against those zombies. But this is what I would try and use, in no particular order.

I think I would try and run them down. My Yukon is pretty tough.
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I guess I could try and run them down with my powerchair.

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Now that is cool. Wonder what would happen if I road one of those into WalMart. LOL I wouldn't have people insulting me or walking in front of me then giving me a dirty look like it was my fault they cut me off because I should be home since I am disabled and not crowding up their store. That could be to much fun.
 
My 17" HI CAK is my go to knife in the event of a zombie outbreak.

Off topic but speaking of zombies, I've been replaying all my Resident Evil games the past few days. Let's just hope if there ever is a zombie apocalypse, undead humans are all we have to deal with.
 
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