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First, a tiny bit of back story: I was helping out someone by clearing up some overgrowth around an urban property they are trying to sell. It was some seriously hard sweaty work that involved a lot of chopping, sawing, and grabbing vines and yanking them loose from the two story warehouse. I had to take a knee several times during the work as I thought I was going to take a header as I passed out. I really do not like this sort of work, but it had to be done...and, No I was not going to be compensated in any manner for doing the work...I am just a swell guy and it is for a good cause 
Anyway...Here is one of the brush piles I created...notice the sandy dirty environment? This is on a hill side too, so I slipped and fell several times...Oh, yeah, I stepped on a nail too (glad my Tetanus booster is up to date!).

And, here is another pile I created (It looked a bit more impressive in person...it was a lot of work):

So, then I reach down to pop out my knife to clean the crud from under my nails and get a smile from pulling out a knife I like very much (a nice way to celebrate completion of hard work). Wait, what is this?!?
It is gone!
This is a real drag! I call my wife at home on a long shot to see if I perhaps left it in the tray this morning (I was sure I hadn't, but hoped just this once that I left my knife at home. Nope! Not a chance.
So I begin looking...everywhere. I searched the lawn, the alley, my truck, all points in between. I actually moved the entire brush pile (both of them) thinking perhaps it hooked on a vine and was stuck in the pile (so I searched every vine). Then I combed the lawn again, and checked the alley again....I bet I reached in my pocket 50 times praying that may be...just MAY BE it was deeper in my pocket and I somehow failed to find it in that otherwise empty pocket the last 49 times.
BTW, October fest is winding up in this district today, the first festivity starts in about an hour...so there are hundreds of people trying to park and cut through this alley....they all look at me and ask the obvious, "did you loose something?"
"yeah, I lost my pocket knife"
"oh, was it expensive"
"yeah, it was sort of special to me"
"oh, well, they have some nice pocket knives in a jar down at the quick shop....blah blah, blah" as they walk off to start partying.
Yeah, like I am going to replace this with a Jarbenza! I am mortified.
I find a friend that works down the street and ask him if he has his metal detector. He says he can bring it next week and help me look for it. Damn, it will be gone by then...
I go back and comb some more. While pondering the cost to replace this knife...and if anyone will have it in stock...
To be continued....

Anyway...Here is one of the brush piles I created...notice the sandy dirty environment? This is on a hill side too, so I slipped and fell several times...Oh, yeah, I stepped on a nail too (glad my Tetanus booster is up to date!).

And, here is another pile I created (It looked a bit more impressive in person...it was a lot of work):

So, then I reach down to pop out my knife to clean the crud from under my nails and get a smile from pulling out a knife I like very much (a nice way to celebrate completion of hard work). Wait, what is this?!?
It is gone!
This is a real drag! I call my wife at home on a long shot to see if I perhaps left it in the tray this morning (I was sure I hadn't, but hoped just this once that I left my knife at home. Nope! Not a chance.
So I begin looking...everywhere. I searched the lawn, the alley, my truck, all points in between. I actually moved the entire brush pile (both of them) thinking perhaps it hooked on a vine and was stuck in the pile (so I searched every vine). Then I combed the lawn again, and checked the alley again....I bet I reached in my pocket 50 times praying that may be...just MAY BE it was deeper in my pocket and I somehow failed to find it in that otherwise empty pocket the last 49 times.
BTW, October fest is winding up in this district today, the first festivity starts in about an hour...so there are hundreds of people trying to park and cut through this alley....they all look at me and ask the obvious, "did you loose something?"
"yeah, I lost my pocket knife"
"oh, was it expensive"
"yeah, it was sort of special to me"
"oh, well, they have some nice pocket knives in a jar down at the quick shop....blah blah, blah" as they walk off to start partying.
Yeah, like I am going to replace this with a Jarbenza! I am mortified.
I find a friend that works down the street and ask him if he has his metal detector. He says he can bring it next week and help me look for it. Damn, it will be gone by then...
I go back and comb some more. While pondering the cost to replace this knife...and if anyone will have it in stock...
To be continued....
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