What knife company has the most ridiculous product names and the most boring?

[ono724]

Me too. The ZT number system is just plain stupid. If they only had two models, maybe.

Oh c'mon, it's not stupid, it's pure genius. Just wait for the car companies to follow suit. Soon you'll have the Ford 0783, Chevy0023, Toyota0100, etc

 

[PropThePolecat]

Busses names are ridicilous. Same goes for Tops. As have been said, anything with a number designation is just plain boring.

And i dont like names that signal aggression... "Yes officer, i then proceeded to pull out my Onslaught"

I think Spyderco and Kershaw have hit the balance. Totally neutral names, yet still with character.

 

[Mossyhorn]

I'd have to say the Dark Ops Stratofighter is pretty ridiculous.

 

[GeorgeSPatton]

Busse has the most ridiculous naming system... not to mention pricing system... most boring would be Esee

 

[dttomcat]

I'd have to say the Dark Ops Stratofighter is pretty ridiculous.

Dark Ops definitely has some ridiculous names for some ridiculous knives and also some ridiculous advertising.

 

[Czechmate]

+1 for DorkOps.

I thought the Tops knives Myke Hawke Hellion fit the bill

Followed up by the Soon to be released: Tops Knives Myke Hunt Red Storm...

 

[timberweasel]

Schrade "Land Shark"... so ridiculous, it's awesome. :thumbup: For less than $15, it could be worth it just for the name alone...

 

[Knifein]

I honestly think Busse has the most ridiculous names for their knives. Satin Jack Tac? Badger Attack? Meaner? WTF!?

But all in all Jerry can make a beast knife.

 

[angi]

Dark OPS sounds the gayest