What knife do you want to be buried with?

i wouldn't want to be buried with a knife
i feel that you're doing the blade more justice by passing it on to someone who can use it
 
I've instructed my friends and family to give me a viking funeral; they are to set my lifeless corpse on fire in a canoe, and cast me adrift on the East River, preferably going down from the 59th street bridge out into the Atlantic. They are to have my body facing the heavens with my hands clasped around a Chris Reeve/Yarborough Green Beret knife, a Microtech Halo II around my neck, a S.O.G Flash II clipped to my side and a Gerber Guardian clasped to my boot. I know, I know, it's a waste but to hell with it, they are mine even if I'm dead.
 
A grave is no place to store a knife. Besides, it won't do me any good where I'm going.
 
As to the question: "What wife do I want to be buried with?", I'll have to think on it, and let you know later. Hmmm....
 
Originally posted by not2sharp
I'll like to be buried naked.... :D :rolleyes:
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I won't care after I'm dead, so I told my wife she can burn me and bury me in the family plot. If I cared enough to put something in my will, I'd ask to be rolled out of an airplane naked over the Alpine Lakes Wilderness Area in Washington's Cascades so I could rot there.
 
Buried ? No I am going to be sent to a taxidermies and be mounted. I figure I could be a good coat rack. What will be with me in pocket is a my red handle Sifu:)
 
When I read the title the first thing that came to mind was "Whichever one kills me." Now I'm wondering why I expect to be killed by a knife. Edit: Just read the replies and Lone Hunter ruined my post. :rolleyes: :D

Also, keep in mind that I will be watching over you people like vultures and digging up your graves when you die. Some nice knives mentioned here.
 
Originally posted by Sundsvall
Don't think the dead needs knives. But I could be wrong.:)
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Always be prepaired. What if you were just passed out drunk and they thought you were dead? You'd need a knife to dig through that coffin.
 
Originally posted by notos&w
none. what am i gonna need a knife for?
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Just think, we would be the only Zombies with knives!
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss.......
Flllllllllleeeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh.......
 
I want to be cremated and I'll be darned if someone's going to burn up one of my Sebbies with me.
 
What ever Buck is my EDC when the time comes. Should I bring my sharpmaker too? ;)
 
BUSSE STEEL HEART II of course! Just like the ad! I figure it will still be useful to someone if they dig me up in a few hundred years!
 
Originally posted by matthew rapaport
BUSSE STEEL HEART II of course! Just like the ad! I figure it will still be useful to someone if they dig me up in a few hundred years!
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That was a good ad, I loved the skeleton in the coffin holding his Steel Heart II, made me wanna buy one, now I wanna buy one, I think my next knife will be a Busse, or something else, Buck/Mayo.:D :cool:
 
That's easy, my Dad's Imperial "Peanut", it's not worth anything besides it's value as a memento. As for my other knives, I think if my wife were to sell them after I kick, they would pay for a pretty decent funeral.
 
Seeing as I will be cremated when I die I won't be bringing a knife with me. It might ruin the temper and I didn't pay all that money for it to become a useless hunk of metal.
 
I haven't decided which knife yet, but I told my wife I want it stuck in my right thigh. So I can grab it as soon as possible!! :) She said no. :( Oh well.



Blades
 
Well, I guess, send along which ever one has the most heat resistant metal, with asbestos handles and sheath?
And a jug of 'Ice Water'.:rolleyes:
 
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