What makes you a TRUE knife knut?

How about you spend 70% of your income on knives and sit here reading on the forums 16 hours a day:eek:
 
If a true knifeknut had to choose between a $500 operation that would save a lower limb or prevent some form of personal dysfunction OR buy a wood-inlayed Sebenza and suffer the consequences...

I'm not a true knifeknut. I'm just in it for the debt and ostracism.
 
I usually have minimum 2 knives as EDC, usually between 3 and 5. I have a SAK in an O/ST neck rig 24/7, even in bed. Mora2000 comes into the shower or bath with me.
 
What makes you a TRUE knife knut?
When you buy Pants solely depending on How Many Extra pockets they have to carry knives in.... you might be a Knife Knut

When said pants weigh an extra 20 pounds due to all the "daily carry" knives in the pockets....you might be a Knife Knut

When it takes more than 5 minutes to decide Which "daily carry" Knife to use for a cutting task....you might be a Knife Knut

When your 6 year old daughter knows Knife Manufacturers just by looking at their Logos....you might be a Knife Knut

Last one for now.................

When you spend more money a month on Knives than you do on Groceries for a family of 3....you might be a Knife Knut
regards,
Webmaster - www.knifeworks.com
 
When you opt out on having someone else do your taxes, and dig in for the 4-5 hours it takes you, just so you can save a measely $100 that you want to spend on knives.

DD
 
I think replying to this topic qualifies you as a knife Knut. :D
 
When you hop out of bed during sex to b/c you hear your e-mail go off and think it might be a good trade offer:D
 
ROTFLMAO!!

You people are NUTS!

Oh yeah, you already knew that...

I feel like I'm in with the right crowd for a change. I love this place!

And, TheBadGuy... you aren't a just a Nut, you need HELP!! LOL
 
You know you're a knife knut when you stop to fill up the gas tank & you remember that the $80 you put in your wallet in the morning was used to buy a money order for the purchase of your last knife 6 hours earlier & your wallet is now empty! You can really see how big of a knife knut you are when the cancelled checks are delivered with your bank statement each month!:D :D
 
You know when you are a knife knut when you have several knives on the dresser, on the table, on the counter, on the computer stand, in your pockets and you search the web and forums every day checking for deals on your next purchase. Really glad my wife is understanding. What a sad thing every day to leave some of your friends at home because you simply don't have enough pockets to carry them all with you. I really do think the ones that I leave behind talk about me and say bad things about my mother. Sometimes the voices in my head say that I made a poor choice in my EDC for the day, but I ignore them.
 
I know I'm a knife knut because I'd work in the business,(making, selling) for free, just to be near knives. I carry between 7 to 10 EDC's, I try to get into every passaround, I spent $35 to use a knife for a week,(Sebenza passaround), my knife accumulation nears 300, I have no hair on my arms, and finally I'm never without a knife,(wear a little Spyderco Minature Police necklace.

:p :) :D :cool:
 
I was disappointed when I turned on my TV to watch the special one-hour "Victorinox Secrets" show, and there was just a bunch of women in their underwear...:D
 
"Anyone got a Knife?" just to watch me and the Mrs. both peal for our blades. The fun was when a non knife person would be standing next to us:eek:

Frank
 
My girlfriend has started collecting expensive porcelain dolls because she says that if I can collect expensive things, so can she. Budget won't absorb both hobbies. I think voluntry Bankruptcy only way out!

P.S. Agree.....TheBadGuy wins, don't think it possible to be more knife nuts than you!
 
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