What present would you give a cave man?

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I'd give him a bag of cheetos and a 6 pack of mountain dew then tell him, These aren't going to be invented for about 100,000 years, so you better make em last!
 
I'd give him a leaf bladed spear (the spear head can double up as a knife, when necessary) and a lighter. He'll be king of the clan thereafter. oh, and a carbon steel knife won't hurt either...easy to sharpen on rocks.
 
Hmmm. I think I'd take the time to teach him English, then give him a set of science and engineering textbooks, at an elementary through college level.

You might be able to rule the clan with a spear, but you can rule the world with gunpowder and good hygiene practices.
 
FoldersForever, you totally stole my reply!!! Ha! Call me easily amused, but those commercials crack me up.
 
I would give him a Cold Steel Bushman(not easy to break,is easy to sharpen,could easily be used as a spear)a bushman is practically a caveman anyway.
 
I'd be tempted to give him a £5 note and the strict instructions to pass it down through the family until the first ever bank opened. Then he would have to have it invested (with compound interest of course) in my name.

Reckon that would make for a tidy sum by the time I was born and became old enough to draw it all back out ! :D
 
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FoldersForever said:
Some Geico insurance.
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One of the best replies yet :D

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I'm with giving something that can be lashed to a stick as a spear or be used as a knife, and something that can reliably be used to make fire with.

Of course, Flint knives, as someone mentioned, were impressive, advanced tools--but they took a tremendous amount of time, skill and effort to make.

Having a cutting tool you can re-sharpen would probably move you up on the 'totem pole.' That or make you an instant target.
 
I'd give en a RPK-74 and 100 drum mags,a custom WSK.A Fallkniven S1,a bag of weed,and a bottle of jack
 
A time machine and an ipod so that he feels right at home once he's arrived :D.
 
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