What present would you give a cave man?

A case of Bic lighters.
A Cold Steel Trailmaster Bowie.
A .50AE Desert Eagle with a case of ammo.
An oz. of "BC bud" & a case of MD 20/20.:D.
 
guitarted said:
If you could go back in history to meet one of our ancestors and you find your grand grand grand,,,,,,,,father slicing up his hunt with a piece of stone or sticking a baby dinosaur with a piece of wood (I know dinosaurs went extinct b4 humans came about) Anyway ,

What knife would you give him/her? As a present?

What knife do you think cave man would appreciate more? or probably kill you for it :D
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None!

I guess he would stop fucki.... , avoid children, a soon as he discovers rust on a blade, to prevent that silly kind of invention and development!:p

I guess he will be fine with his stones.

I would try to learn to make fire, the way he does. (waiting for the thunderstorm??:D )
 
A La-Z-Boy recliner, a 52 Plasma TV with DVD player all powered by solar panels & a copy of "Quest for Fire" so it can bore the hell out of him too.

And maybe a couple dozen CS Bushmans or those Boar Spears...

A boxcar full of Duct tape just for the fun of it.

A box of sharpy markers.

Glow in the dark paint.

A Rubick's Cube.
 
A Granfors Bruks axe.


If you think about it, there is not a single survival oriented task that cannot be accomplished with the use of this tool - chopping wood for fire, digging, building shelter, making spears/bows/arrows/cudgels/bowls etc., skinning/cleaning game, killing rivals, making jewelery for the wife/toys for the kids etc etc.
 
If you're going to give a caveman a gun, what caliber should you give? Lets see, you have mammoths, sabertoothed tigers, giant sloths etc, not to mention the rest of the beasts that have lasted until today.
 
I shot a .340 Weatherby for years when I was younger, but I think I'd give the caveman a .600 Nitro Express Double BBL.
 
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