What was your crummiest carry gun?

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I've been thinking about this for a few days and thought it might be a fun thread. See what you think.

First, I was so young nobody would think of letting me have a pistol. So, not knowing any better (and watching Wanted, Dead or Alive on TV), I cut down my worn out old single-shot Remington rolling block .22 rifle into a pistol and I made a holster for it. Next, I was still young and poor but I managed to somehow get my hands on a cheap copy of a Colt single-shot derringer in .22 Short, my first fishing pistol I could put in my pocket. Later on, still young and poor, I got hold of a little pocket sized RG .22 revolver like the ones they used to sell by mail order in the 1960s for about $17 to $20. That actually made a pretty passable fishing gun. Every RG I've ever tried has worked OK, despite looking like the pot metal junk they were. By the time I was old enough to walk into a gun shop or a pawn shop and plunk down some cold cash I graduated to "the big time," used Harrington & Richardson (H&R) .22 revolvers, which were low priced but decent guns. I still have a pair of them, too. About a year after I was married, my lovely wife saved up and bought me a beautiful, brand new S&W .22 Kit Gun with a 4 inch barrel, my first nice pistol. I've carried it many a mile and fired many thousands of rounds through it, the bulk of them being .22 Shorts. That's one gun I'll never part with!

So, tell us, what were your cheapest, junkiest, or crummiest guns that you carried and used?
 
When the Target dept. stores stopped carrying guns a while ago, they closed everything out and I picked up a .410 H&R for $35.00. I never thought I'd use it, but I got in a situation where I was in a good quail area with the service. Anyway, ninety plus temps and I wanted to get the pup in condition preseason. My 'good' shotguns at the time were for duck and goose, and that got old real quick. Dug out the little .410 and it was perfect for the occasional dove and pest.
 
I don't recall ever having a "bad" pistol that I would actually carry on my person; rather picky about that...

Worst POS I ever owned was a "Regent" .22 caliber revolver. Picked it up cheap at a gun show for a plinker. The chambers were so rough that standard Long Rifles would stick on firing, and have to be pried out.
I succeeded in polishing them to the degree they would extract with much effort, but the weapon was very poorly finished overall. Long, draggy trigger, inaccurate....Not worth the few bucks I wasted on it.
 
Pheonix Arms HP22.

Extremley picky on ammo , too hard to take apart for cleaning and a convoluted little SOB if there ever was one.

As long as I use CCI in it , it will function without a hitch , anything else and it may jam every other round.

eidt - and I just noticed this thread said carry , so this gun does not qualify since I bought it as a plinker. :D
 
When I was 16 years old, I paid $25 for a snubnosed RG-14 .22 LR revolver some idiot was selling out of his school locker. I didn't particularly want a POS stolen handgun, but I certainly didn't want it being up for grabs for anyone with $25 in the High School corridors. :eek: Gun functioned flawlessly and the timing was perfect . . . only problem was it keyholed so badly you literally could not accurately hit a paper plate from 10 feet away. I shit you not, the grouping at 10 feet was over 2 ft in diameter -- and most of the holes were rectangular due to the slug hitting the target sideways. I ended up disassembling the gun and burying the parts in the woods because it would've been embarrassing to have gotten caught with such an inferior weapon.

Next crappiest gun was an off-brand "Safety Police" 5-shot .32 S&W short revolver that -- I shit you not -- had what must've been a 30# DA trigger pull. I literally needed to use 2 fingers to fire the gun. And the underpowered rounds would bounce off trees and fenceposts, making me duck. This was probably the most worthless gun ever invented. I never actually carried this one, but the fellow I gave it to did.
 
. . . only problem was it keyholed so badly you literally could not accurately hit a paper plate from 10 feet away. I shit you not, the grouping at 10 feet was over 2 ft in diameter -- and most of the holes were rectangular due to the slug hitting the target sideways.


I'd almost forgotten about a Sterling Arms .25 automatic that I used to own a long time ago. That was a nice looking little pistol, but the "keyholing" little son of a gun was worthless for anything. It would feed the rounds all right, but they would almost all hit the paper sideways. I would have been better off with a Raven, I think. But, I'm off .25's for life, thankyou.
 
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These guns (2) were issued with each tank back in 1965. WWII vintage stuff, known as "grease guns". Jokingly referred to as made from a beer can and a lead pipe. Fired from the open bolt position, you actually put your finger in a hole in the bolt to retract it. Even worse than the gun were the magazines which had weak springs and lots of rust. You had to turn them upside down and shake them to get the gun to fire. Since the surfaces were already worn off when we got them, they were in a constant state of rust in the jungle. A couple of months into my tour in RVN (1966) they were replaced by collapsible stock M-16's. Never used that one either as I had managed to pick up a Thompson.:D
 
STILL HAVE MINE S&W 36-1 WITH THE BOX SHOWS A LITTLE HOLSTER WEAR ON BARREL AND CYL ADDED GRIPS 3" BULL BARREL TWO TONE BLUE AND MATT SUPER SHOOTER NO RECOIL SWEET
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I have never had a junk gun I wont buy them. Most unreliable handgun I own would have to be a Grendel P30. If you know how to make it shoot it is awesome but ugly as hell.
 
I carried a SOLID stainless C.O.P. 4-shot .357 magnum for awhile. While it wasn't a "bad" gun, the trigger-pull was VERY long and VERY heavy, and the short grip was a bear to hold onto when firing full-power loads.

...And then there was a Llama Omni 9mm that was a total weird pistol...I packed THAT thing for awhile, back in the '70's.

But, the most crummy gun I ever carried, was an old Tarus nickle-plated copy of the Smith & Wesson model 10 .38 revolver. It looked nice, but wouldn't shoot worth a darn, and finally froze up.
 
STILL HAVE MINE S&W 36-1 WITH THE BOX SHOWS A LITTLE HOLSTER WEAR ON BARREL AND CYL ADDED GRIPS 3" BULL BARREL TWO TONE BLUE AND MATT SUPER SHOOTER NO RECOIL SWEET
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That is not a "crappy gun" by any stretch of the imagination. :confused:
 
I had a Lorcin 9MM for a VERY SHORT TIME.

It was included in a firearm trade as a freebie.

What a pile of ****.

I had it maybe a week.

:thumbdn: :barf:
 
No Jenkins owners here?

You mean Jennings? A guy I knew used to EDC a Jennings .22 with a full mag, empty chamber (only safe way to carry a hammerless SA striker-fired automatic, as they have a tendency to discharge in people's pockets). He loved that POS, and claimed that it never jammed -- although he needed to rack the slide before he could fire it. In 1986, I believe the MSRP on a new Jennings was about $60.
 
I had a Lorcin 9MM for a VERY SHORT TIME.

It was included in a firearm trade as a freebie.

What a pile of ****.

Ha ha, there's this gun shop here that seems to specialize in selling crap guns to the gangstas. Big sign out front sez "9mm AUTOMATICS w/2 CLIPS OF AMMO FOR $150 -- NO PERMIT NEEDED!" They are Lorcins. Sort of like buying a Glock knockoff from the Dollar Store.
 
I carried a SOLID stainless C.O.P. 4-shot .357 magnum for awhile. While it wasn't a "bad" gun, the trigger-pull was VERY long and VERY heavy, and the short grip was a bear to hold onto when firing full-power loads.
I was always curious about the COP gun. Heres a bit of trivia i just recently rewatched "Blade Runner" for the like the millionth time. The character Leon uses a COP to try to kill Holden in the first scene of the movie. It spewed an enormous flame when fired. Apparently the props guys rigged it to fire all 4 .357 Mag barrels simultaneously!
:eek:
 
I looked at the COP in the gun mags and thought I might be interested, until I saw one at a gun shop. The thing is enormous -- it would be easier to conceal a knee mortar.
 
You mean Jennings?

I bought a Jennings .25 many years ago, back when I was a LEO and could buy without a waiting period. I kept it in my briefcase as a last resort. Glad it never resorted to using it. Shooting went something like this:

Bang!
Click.
Eject unshot round.
Bang!
Click.
Eject unshot round.
{Repeat over and over}

It couldn't shoot a 1 foot group at 10 feet.

Truly my favorite POS $45 retail price handgun. :barf:
 
I don't carry junk guns. My life is worth researching and purchasing something I know will make loud bangs when I press the trigger.

The one gun I had that I hated though was a Browning Buckmark. Lots of folks looove that gun, but I couldn't friggin' stand it. But then it was just a plinker and not a carry piece either.
 
though it wasnt crummy my star PD wasnt great either, wayyyy too sensitive with ammo for one, reliability wasnt the best either, never regretted getting a SIG P220 FWIW.
 
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