Hmmm...first thing I did for any pay at all...I got paid $25 for four hours to dress up like a clown and go around to Gas Station Openings. First thing I paid taxes on...summer job going in to the local Chemical Plant to do a once-in-EVER cleaning. THAT was a horrifying job, lemme tell ya. Ten-hour days in a rubber suit in an un-air-conditioned plant in Texas in the summer. I could pour sweat out of my little booties every hour. Pay? $7 an hour. First "real" job (out of college, on my own)...shop carpenter/cable puller/warehouse slave/truss-monkey for a staging company out of Dallas. Good group of guys (mostly), hard work, utter bastard running it. When I went to him after a year in the shop (where the average turnover rate was four months) and asked him for a raise, since I was about to get married (was making $400/wk., gross), I was told, "Don't let the screendoor hit ya in the ass!" It's been mostly up from there, but I've had my downs, too. Finally settled into a niche that I think I must've be born for, lol...