What's happening in the David Mary Custom shop?

I am on the phone with my brother, and playing Tetris in the CAD program, and answering DMs and emails. At one point New Jersey Steel Baron came up in a message, and I told him I accidentally typed "Mew".... moments later he texted me this:

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Good morning fellas. Due to mildly obliverating circumstances my Monday plans have translated to Tuesday, which will be today for ~14.28% of the week, though that entire percentage will not necessarily be devoted to shop time. I would say more, but I wanted to keep it simple.

Code:
Monday Planscomplete=0ifH=1Monday Planscomplete=0ifH=1

Tuesday Plans=Monday Planscomplete×(1−H)Tuesday Plans=Monday Planscomplete×(1−H)

H={1if I had a headache (obliverating circumstance)0otherwiseH={10if I had a headache (obliverating circumstance)otherwise

Today=Tuesday=17≈14.28% of the weekToday=Tuesday=71≈14.28% of the week
 
Knife making riddle for my friends:

What does this have to do with what I’m making today?

Three attempts are allowed before I give a hint.

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