What's your favourite Homer Simpson-ism?

[Suicycoprowler]

Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?

Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit. I hope you're not mad.

Homer: [sweetly] Son, come here! Heh heh heh... [Bart sits on Homer's knee] Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing! You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your short-wave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle, and we'll go inside and watch TV.

Bart: What's on?

Homer: It doesn't matter.

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Homer: "You don't win friends with salad."

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Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?

Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going into hock for this.

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Homer: "Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy (the elephant) than a guy whose ivory supplies are low."

 

[ptn]

"mmmmmm....floor pie"

I've always enjoyed the fact that humorous references I might laugh at are too historically dated for my kids to know why they are funny.

Great show. Wonderful writing.

 

[java]

Homer's prayers are heartfelt and gracious.......

"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"


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