Good luck getting your villager back, Jaeger. I bought one to carry in my truck, but when my wife saw it she said, "Everyone in the family has a khukuri but me." What could I do? It lives under her side of the bed now.
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By the way, interesting name. It reminds me of a story
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name, and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jaeger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager, and she disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jaeger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" So the bank manager looks back at her and says:
"It's a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
