Where in the world are Moosez45 and DerekH?

[1066vik]

I think they're most likely participating in the Tradewater Relocation Plan, not realizing no-one can hide from the all-seeing, all-knowing eye of the Tradewater.

 

[bigghoss]

Maybe they just ate a bunch of Taco Bell and have been battling food poisoning for the last 8 months.

 

[Guyon]

I just heard they were spotted spooning in an IKEA in Pittsburgh.

 

[Guyon]

By last report, they were seen eating burrito bowls at a Chipotle in Fort Worth, Texas. Man, they get around.

 

[Mack]

There were some really strange grunts, groans and other unearthly sounds at Beckerwest.
Some of them could have been from the various 'squatches and a few could have been the guy "selling Buicks" after meeting the Kraken but some were definitely different. Almost human but not quite.
It felt or at least smelled like Moose.

 

[bigghoss]

another sighting.

 

[tradewater]

Had a sighting over the weekend....

 

[Guyon]

Another sighting.

 

[Bladite]

family channel!

still can't shoot

 

[bigghoss]

Another sighting.

Reminds me of me back when I only had eight guns. Those were dark times...

 

[granitestateofmind]

Had a sighting over the weekend....

I daresay you'e been duped (though I find it hard to believe)....that's a Spartan t-shirt. Why would Moosez don such blasphemy?

 

[DunkEm]

Reminds me of me back when I only had eight guns. Those were dark times...

Yeah, but did you have 2 Guitar Hero/Rockband guitars?

 

[bigghoss]

Yeah, but did you have 2 Guitar Hero/Rockband guitars?

No but I had a bitchin car.

 

[DunkEm]

No but I had a bitchin car.

Did it have carpet by any chance?

 

[bigghoss]

Did it have carpet by any chance?

Yes. Thought it was pretty tattered on the driver's side. And it was a Ranchero so there wasn't much to begin with.

 

[Murphnuge]

I daresay you'e been duped (though I find it hard to believe)....that's a Spartan t-shirt. Why would Moosez don such blasphemy?

Der Moose ist a huge Spartan fan.

 

[granitestateofmind]

Der Moose ist a huge Spartan fan.

Me too.....except for the price tag. Otherwise I'd own a few more. They make some serious shizznit.

 

[Moosez45]

Ah.....rangetime......

Call now for your Moosez45/Spartan Blades collab knife!!!!! With just your bank account number and last four of your social, this rare and wonderous knife can be yours!!!!!

Moose(maybe)

 

[bigghoss]

I want to say that's not really Moose. But I can't risk missing out on that sweet knife!

 

[Guyon]

Ah.....rangetime......

Call now for your Moosez45/Spartan Blades collab knife!!!!! With just your bank account number and last four of your social, this rare and wonderous knife can be yours!!!!!

Moose(maybe)

I submitted my information, and three of my CC's were dinged for $1500 each. I'm so excited. I can't wait to see which Spartan knife shows up at my door. This opportunity is real, people! Get in now.