Where in the world are Moosez45 and DerekH?

granitestateofmind said:
Maybe it's me....but you two guys down there need to READ the post Gunyon wrote. 'Cause what I read to go with the foto made me snort beer out my nose...




Seriously, do I have to spell it out for you?
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You don't now, but some people's minds aren't always in the gutter...[emoji51]
 
gutsy said:
Derek- your sweet tea sucks .
~Mrs.Gutsy
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You tell that woman that she is dead to me, and no boy of mine will be married long to such a godless heathern.
 
bigghoss said:
You had me convinced right up until "heathern". Nice try you Uzbekistani scammer.
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You aren't my real dad, you can't tell me what to do.

In other news, I was mere feet away from acquiring a t-shirt cannon the other day. So close, yet so far away...
 
DerekH said:
You aren't my real dad, you can't tell me what to do.

In other news, I was mere feet away from acquiring a t-shirt cannon the other day. So close, yet so far away...
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Let me guess. You need credit card info to be processing transations of cannon purchase? A likely story.
 
Where is Moose and Derek? Last I heard they was on a round up on brokeback mountain......... Hear its awfully cold up there this time of year....... Best give them there privacy.
 
TMHunt said:
Where is Moose and Derek? Last I heard they was on a round up on brokeback mountain......... Hear its awfully cold up there this time of year....... Best give them there privacy.
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This sounds legit.
 
you know you've gone to a dark place when you're more interested in buying apochromatic glass than steel
 
I actually need a credit card and the last 4 digits of your SSN to promptly pay for the tooling cost of the next, and probably greatest BKT knife ever made.

Not to worry, once production begins, I will return your investment back 10 fold, in both cash and steel.

You really don't want a lifetime supply of BKT knives? What are waiting for, operators are standing by to take your information!!!!

Moose (allegedly)
 
Moosez45 said:
I actually need a credit card and the last 4 digits of your SSN to promptly pay for the tooling cost of the next, and probably greatest BKT knife ever made.

Not to worry, once production begins, I will return your investment back 10 fold, in both cash and steel.

You really don't want a lifetime supply of BKT knives? What are waiting for, operators are standing by to take your information!!!!

Moose (allegedly)
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There was only one grammatical error in that so I know it's not legit.
 
Moosez45 said:
I actually need a credit card and the last 4 digits of your SSN to promptly pay for the tooling cost of the next, and probably greatest BKT knife ever made.

Not to worry, once production begins, I will return your investment back 10 fold, in both cash and steel.

You really don't want a lifetime supply of BKT knives? What are waiting for, operators are standing by to take your information!!!!

Moose (allegedly)
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No phone number or PayPal info..... ? I'm wondering if this is legit.....
 
Moosez45 said:
I actually need a credit card and the last 4 digits of your SSN to promptly pay for the tooling cost of the next, and probably greatest BKT knife ever made.

Not to worry, once production begins, I will return your investment back 10 fold, in both cash and steel.

You really don't want a lifetime supply of BKT knives? What are waiting for, operators are standing by to take your information!!!!

Moose (allegedly)
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This sounds legit.
 
Moosez45 said:
I actually need a credit card and the last 4 digits of your SSN to promptly pay for the tooling cost of the next, and probably greatest BKT knife ever made.

Not to worry, once production begins, I will return your investment back 10 fold, in both cash and steel.

You really don't want a lifetime supply of BKT knives? What are waiting for, operators are standing by to take your information!!!!

Moose (allegedly)
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I see, the Uzbeckistani's have abducted both Derek and Moose (probably while they were doing that brokeback mountain thing) and are working together on both of their profiles to scam us out of knife money. But we should give them money just in case they're legit.
 
I have this update on good authority. Moose and Derek are currently running a swants sweatshop in the Reykjavik slums. Totally legit.

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