Ok, I'll post a follow-up, but this might get long...
In this video from my previous post, one of the things that these guys tried to do was trap and tranquilize and tag these grizzlies in Montana. Then they would also put on collars and try to track their movements. They wanted to know things like how can grizzlies gain so much weight for hibernation and not die from a heart attack.
Remember, this was vintage 1950's video, the collars and tracking units looked like things from Lost in Space...
Anyway, they had one very large male (about 800 lbs) that they trapped (humanely, in a big steel drum baited with food), and they tranquilized this guy, pulled him out, and went to work. They got paw prints, blood samples, tooth prints, you name it. Well, this old boy was paralyzed by the drugs, but not out. He was growling the whole time. He was so big, they didn't quite get the dosing right, and he started getting muscle control a little too early. This is where it gets good!
He gets enough muscle control to roll over, and most of the staff had the good sense to start gathering their implements and head for the cars - they drove Ford Falcon station wagons. One of the Craighead brothers (the one with big cajones) said, "No, we have time to tag him." So, he held down the bear's head with a rifle (like THAT's gonna do anything), while the other guy tags the bear's ear. Holy macaroni, Batman. I don't care what ranchers say, that tagging must really hurt! The bear roared (at this point I'm on my knees ready to run for MY door, and this is only the friggin' video!), and rolls over. He is royally pissed, and wants to kill something. Everyone (except for the cameraman - how much did they pay this guy?), runs for the nearest Falcon. The closest thing to the bear's head is a solid steel Sears Craftsman tool box. He bites and shakes it violently, later they show it on the video, now shaped like a bow tie.
Mr. Bear gets up, still groggy, and visually acquires the nearest Falcon. He charges, and slams headfirst into the wagon's passenger side door, leaving a sizeable dent in it. He then staggers to the front of the car, climbs on the hood, and tries to claw through the windshield. There is now a camera man both inside and outside the car filming this. You can hear the people in the car screaming, "Back Up!!" They throw the poor Falcon in reverse, and the bear rolls off the hood, shakes his head, and runs into the forest. Total elapsed time from paralysis to total mobility - about 30 seconds.
Every time I watch this video, I have to go to the bathroom. I know this is waaaaay off topic with black bears and all, but after seeing this video, ain't no @#$% way I'm EVER going to try getting near one of these bad boys! Once I get my other VCR out of storage, I'll dub it for anyone who wants a copy. Anyone who thinks movies are exciting has never seen this PBS documentary.
Sorry for the length.
[This message has been edited by swede79 (edited 05-09-2001).]