God what a mental picture this conjurs up (but I won't ask) . . .

Styx, (great user name by the way) I thought I was the only one who had a toe injury from a knife. I watched one of our steak knives slip out of my hands at the sink & go in directly behind my big toenail.
It seemed like it took 5 minutes for that knife to fall before it hit my toe, & it was like a dream and I could not move my damn foot out of the way. Luckly, only a puncture wound, no stitches, but oh did it
hurt the next 3 days . . . never offer to help with the dishes unless you have proper clothing & boots on . . .

Be safe.