I would like to remind you, this is a judgement-free hate zone, so you can keep your common sense and logic out of here.

No, I did challenge people to tell me if/why I was wrong. So, I'll take your opinion here just as seriously as I do the opinions of the Benchmade owners who I regularly heard reports of spring-loss, from something, from nothing...
Except that's not what you said. You said:
So, are they just "slightly boring" or is it because (as you claim) they break All. The. Time, "from nothing!"? That's patently and objectively false, by the way.
Answer:
It's a bit of both. I do think a LOT of their folding knives, particularly with the drop-points, are kind of boring-looking. Standard, shall I say. And, I am also slightly wary of their Axis lock, and I've read enough reports from people who actually own Benchmade's knives to
come to believe that their springs falling out is an issue, and have heard the advice "There are so many great aftermarket options! Xyz and Zyx on Etsy, had five springs loose, then none again!" the implication there being they recommend multiple clearly different sources of springs, so less likely to be shilling for one of them.
(Note: as this is a playful hate thread, I was riffing off the energy of other people, my "All.The.Time" was overkill and you wouldn't see me putting my trepidation in those kind of terms in any kind of serious way. This is not the thread to get your info from.)
So, you have some really good Benchmades. I have an excellent M4 Shaman. I'm not going to tell all the people who got wiggly, loose Shamans that they're wrong because I've used mine hard getting into trees and no wobbles with no tuning. So, I do take in both the negative, and the positive things you and others have to say. I believe you both, I think nobody is lying about their experience.
I take the opinions of people who actually own the knife seriously, which leads me into...
I'm just curious at how you seemed to backtrack when someone posted a pic of some well loved Benchmades.
The answer to this question, is part because I'm not trying to poo on people's knives, that's why.
As soon as I feel someone actually starts going "Hey, hey now, I love my knives and XYZ" and then takes a pic of his favorite knives, what do you want I should do? Tell him how terrible they all are? Would that have been better, as it would be in keeping with the overall "Do not think I will buy, would try" opinion of Benchmade? I don't think it'd be nice. I really did appreciate the knives - not that I want them all, but I appreciate that he carries, uses, and loves his knives. The 940 and the one with belly really were sweet, though.
Some people think my reverse-S collection is ugly as all get-out, but they still "like" a photo of an update, because of how much I like them, and the passion I have for them. I admire that.
Also, who does the AXIS lock better? I'd love to know so I can have a look at their knives, so I appreciate you pointing me in the right direction.
I have
come to believe that aftermarket sellers make a better spring than Benchmade can. This is not fact. I don't know who - I don't have a folding Benchmade. Flippant request noted.
Benchmade knives are excellent knives, and the AXIS lock is a great lock, especially if you enjoy fidgiting. Those of us who actually own Benchmades, all of us have at least two or three knives that have been "flipped" open and closed fifty thousand times or more, and the knife still locks up just fine.
I take this just as seriously as the folks who have told me that Benchmade has gone downhill in QC, speaking over a period of 20 years! Why is their opinion better than yours/vice-versa? You seem to be a big Benchmade user. I see you post them.
Hey, are you always this hard-nosed, though, Quiet?