Why didn't you save the school children

Well, I'm a little surprised I have to explain this, but here goes:

My dad stuck his weiner in my mom and shot out some baby batter.

The swimmer met the egg, and WHAM-O!

A little over 9 months later there I was...

Thanks Bill B!!! Actually they are quite proud I didn't slouch and end up on the half-ass-$hit-head bench... They still have a picture of the first time the principal declared me a full-fledged ass hat. A proud moment for sure.


There sure is a load of hypocracy in this thread. I fully agree with lots of posts... Bill B's, Burch's, TikTock, GL Drew... crap I can't even remember them all.

Bottom line, IMHO, is that nobody knows FOR 100% SURE what happens when you die until the moment you kick the proverbial bucket.
The best you can do is live your life as the best person you can, treat others as you wish to be treated (unless they prove they don't deserve that) and figure that whatever happens afterward will be judged by you living that good life... and, if $hit happens and we do just turn into worm food, enjoy that you lived your life on this planet as one of the good ones.

To answer your earlier question Dan, I feel it's quite simple that one can be spiritual, but not religious... meaning they have their beliefs/views/feelings, but don't feel they have to go to Sunday church or the bake sale to confirm them or share them with others. To each his own...

That's as preachy, religious, or political as you'll ever find me getting :D
 
Dan, it was religion or politics and if you'll start a thread on either separately you'll see she was right. My brother studied the Bible for 4 years under people that studied it totally for years and years, and they wouldn't even make claims that they totally understood its total meaning, I believe you hit the nail on the head when you said its not an easy read and it was meant to be that way. I say, just read the Bible and interpret the best you know how but don't expect others to interpret it the same way, or think that you personal interpretation should be accepted by others. I wasn't making a poke at you or anyone else, all I was saying is you can discuss this until dooms day and still never know the real meaning, its the fact that you took the time to read it and try, that matters. But don't push your interpretations off on others because it will be like beating your head against a brick wall, Everyone interprets it differently. You didn't disrespect me or my mother, for its your opinion and personal interpretation and I have no problems with you believing any way you want to.

Raising kids is a crap shoot, you do the best you can, try to open their eyes and ears to several avenues through out their young lives and hope for the best. I'm sure my parents scratched their heads more times then they could count when I was younger, but I didn't turn out to bad, some would disagree with that, but what the hell do they know.:D I was raised to believe in GOD, we said the Lords prayer in school every morning and I think it was wrong to remove that from our schools, because to me that was just another avenue to open their eyes and ears so they can make up their own minds. But just because it's not in school doesn't mean its no longer available, and parents with your same beliefs will always find a way to bring their throughts and beliefs into their childrens reach, and parents are a much bigger influence.

Nick, thank you for the biology lession, I didn't know they called it weiner any more, my boys a 3rd year chemistry major and has had several classes in biology and he's never mentioned weiner in any of his lab reports that I'm aware of, I'll pass that along to him, maybe it will up his grade point. :D :D :D :D :D You made me laugh so hard I about $hi! my pants.

Bill
 
B . Buxton said:
Dan, it was religion or politics and if you'll start a thread on either separately you'll see she was right. My brother studied the Bible for 4 years under people that studied it totally for years and years, and they wouldn't even make claims that they totally understood its total meaning, I believe you hit the nail on the head when you said its not an easy read and it was meant to be that way. I say, just read the Bible and interpret the best you know how but don't expect others to interpret it the same way, or think that you personal interpretation should be accepted by others. I wasn't making a poke at you or anyone else, all I was saying is you can discuss this until dooms day and still never know the real meaning, its the fact that you took the time to read it and try, that matters. But don't push your interpretations off on others because it will be like beating your head against a brick wall, Everyone interprets it differently. You didn't disrespect me or my mother, for its your opinion and personal interpretation and I have no problems with you believing any way you want to.

Raising kids is a crap shoot, you do the best you can, try to open their eyes and ears to several avenues through out their young lives and hope for the best. I'm sure my parents scratched their heads more times then they could count when I was younger, but I didn't turn out to bad, some would disagree with that, but what the hell do they know.:D I was raised to believe in GOD, we said the Lords prayer in school every morning and I think it was wrong to remove that from our schools, because to me that was just another avenue to open their eyes and ears so they can make up their own minds. But just because it's not in school doesn't mean its no longer available, and parents with your same beliefs will always find a way to bring their throughts and beliefs into their childrens reach, and parents are a much bigger influence.

Nick, thank you for the biology lession, I didn't know they called it weiner any more, my boys a 3rd year chemistry major and has had several classes in biology and he's never mentioned weiner in any of his lab reports that I'm aware of, I'll pass that along to him, maybe it will up his grade point. :D :D You made me laugh so hard I about $hi! my pants.

Bill
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My brother studied the Bible for 4 years under people that studied it totally for years and years, and they wouldn't even make claims that they totally understood its total meaning,
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and they won't,, it's not complete yet..it's like holding that carrot out in front of the horse..will he ever get it?
and I thought I was done..:D
Bill I see your point about, religion or politics
(AND) should fit in well also, as you believe that way.:) it's a reminder that we do as our parents do (not saying it's wrong)..and taught growing up. was it right ?? who knows?
but the book does say to spread the word so, by not talking about it, is not an option
(>>>for me) so anyway I've done my daily duty:D

growing up I had some,,, not a lot of so called church but just enough to put the fear of God in me,, this doesn't me I'm afraid of God, just that,, what if I do wrong? keeping in mine the forgivable sins and the un-forgivable sins..
what lay in store for me? so I have studied,, but not untill well into my adulthood..so most of what I know now has little influence from my parents.
just enough for the spark to go....some had to do with prayer in school:thumbup:

but the biggest point is,( religiosity speaking)
I really don't care about the ones that just want to snub it off and don't care about their kids possible future to spite there own faces, to each his own, and I'm not saying anyone here is that way.. like I said there are kid out there going to school right now
that can't brush there teeth. believe it or not my wife has had a student 11 years old and he does not know how to wipe his A$$
he stinks all day, the kids shun him not just for that but for a total attitude problem from his father, the mother has been brought in for it. I've met her and I truly believe she's a battered woman, it's sad because it all makes things worse, no belief in anything ..no it's not the whole problem but part of the striping we're going through.
it's the kids that I care about, I Wonder if they (parents) will ever know the responsibility they had to their kids, and possibly causing them
not being saved,or at the very least a seed of hope,, if indeed there is such a thing for those not sure.. it sure would be sad to think that I was responsible for my grand kids not having the chance for the after life. as it is said,, ignorance to the bible is not bliss, there is no disputing it.. it's in there , I don't make these things up..and it's not an opinion of mine..
no matter how it's read to mean, that is pretty self explanatory..other things have to be looked for in many places to discurn the meanings, there is a reason for that,,,

but if this thread only puts a little thought and wonder into a few heads that's cool with me..
I still say only a 100 years or less here is not good enough for me..what if there is more :D

I didn't write the first post, it was sent to me, what was wrote here afterward was just about what I expected though.

Nick I think some of that baby batter your made of dribbled on the floor..
your not all here :D
 
Wasn't it Dr. Spock who made claims that he was asked to train Green Beret doctors how to kill or medically experiment on people???
 
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