Why do you buy knives in 5 words or less

[TheHollowGrind]

M.m.f.i.c.

 

[allyourblood]

M.m.f.i.c.

Malfunctioning Motorcycles For Inconsiderate Coyotes

Of course. But what does that have to do with knives?

 

[Ernie1980]

Because I like them

 

[Lobo13]

Addiction !!

 

[AKC]

Why not?....

 

[fuzzwuzz133]

Cause they're cheaper then guns.

 

[Moxy]

....how else to butter toast?

 

[MEJ]

Because my swords being sharpened

 

[Bill1170]

Beauty, necessity, invention, and function

 

[DShiflet]

I collect weapons and tools.

 

[Gary W. Graley]

Steel Addiction is very REAL...

or as I tell my wife...

I've always had this knife...

G2

 

[twid]

Don't want to carry scissors.

 

[mwhich50]

I can't afford 50 guns

 

[chambelona59]

Better hobby than prostitutes or booze.
(six words)

 

[RevDevil]

Simply put, because I can.

 

[cncpro11]

Ball peens aren't carry friendly.

Neither are big pipe wrenches.

 

[chambelona59]

More satisfying then collecting Butterflies.

 

[tueller]

question is, how to quit?

 

[Sonnydaze]

I can.

 

[Dodge]

Keep um coming .