Why do you buy knives in 5 words or less

[MadMullet]

I am Man!

 

[Dorito Monk]

Because I like them, Fool.

 

[Kermmak]

It need words?
The word "knife" is sufficient.

 

[bobusx]

I like them a lot.

 

[dc50]

The ladies, think I'm cool.

 

[mr2blue]

because I can.

I know our government would like to change this but we are not there yet

 

[Mephtyrm]

Ain't no hobby so knives.

 

[jjbuilder]

To p#ss off my wife

 

[Darkstar156m]

I just can't stop myself..

 

[hiwa]

I need to cut things.

 

[aquaman67]

I can't stop.

 

[CLE]

function. expendable income. mostly anxiety.

 

[Daft Slice 1986]

Because my girlfriend hates it.

 

[45Shooter]

Likee sharp, pointee

 

[Tommythewho]

I have a mental illness.

I have a metal illness

 

[KDUJ]

Dull teeth and no claws


and



Collecting girlfriends got expensive

 

[nmw7504]

Knives appeal to me.

 

[MEJ]

i did not like stamps

 

[allyourblood]

Because stealing knives is wrong.

 

[Dodge]

I have a metal illness

Very well said sir.