I resemble these remarks.


I am one of those notorious Prius drivers who routinely carry MULTIPLE fixed blades openly. When I leave home, I have a pair of 5-1/4" bladed Kabar 125X, a BK11 and a pair of Buck folders. The Bucks are for when I need a small blade for a small task. The BK11 is for medium sized tasks and the Kabars are for anything else.
As an aside. I also drive trucks, tractors, fire trucks and passenger vehicles while openly carrying fixed blades on a daily basis with ZERO hassles by LEOs.
In Texas, I can, and do, carry any legal blade openly or concealed because the only thing that matters here is if the knife is legal or not. I take into consideration the circumstances and will carry other knives as
I deem appropriate, not what I think other people want me to carry.
Take last night for example - I was invited to the quinceanera of the daughter of my sister's housekeeper. I packed along my Bucks, the BK11 and a pair of Kabar 1232s in pocket sheaths IN MY POCKETS not on my belt. My knives would have gotten in the way while dancing with the various women in attendance - ranging from 10 to 80. Two events happened while there that REQUIRED a knife.
First, whoever bought the beer accidentally bought non-twist-off cap DOS XX beer. All the other beers and soda were twist-off or pop-top. To compound the problem, no one involved with the drinks brought a bottle opener. Guess what opened all the DOS XX beers until a bottle opener was bought at a store and brought back to the fiesta??? My poor little
FIXED BLADE BK11 with its built-in bottle opener. So much for being a moron or stupid or idiotic for carrying a fixed blade. Lots of folks down in Houston would disagree with those comments today. A whole bunch of Kabar/Becker BK11s are being bought today because of last night.


The second knife moment last night where a knife was required was when the Senorita Quinceanerita was presented with a surprise gift that was taped tight enough with enough clear packing tape to survive a nuclear detonation. He father was wearing a tight tuxedo and had chosen not to have a knife. Fortunately, several of her 8 uncles present DID have knives. She had her choice of at least 3 fixed blades, several folders and a switch blade to choose from. Rather than favor any particular uncle, she chose to use a different uncle's knife for each seam cut. Smart little 15 y.o. there.
I carry fixed blades for a variety of reasons.
1 - They are easier to use. None of this fishing them out of a pocket and opening it. Yeah, I know all about one-handers, AOs, OTFs, switchies and balis. An FB is still easier to "open".
2 - They are easier to clean and maintain. No slots, hinges, springs, button to oil/clean.
3 - They are inherently stronger that a folder. No pivot pins to break, slip out of position, gum up with dirt and oil. No locks to fail.
Know what I find way more moronic than carrying a fixed blade openly? People who don't carry fixed blades and make judgement calls on people who do.
Edit to add ---
4 - BECAUSE I CAN!!!

