Why does a knife hobby lead to other funky hobbies?

[bulgron]

Only ONE Rolex? We might not let you post here any more.

Oh, I see, there's entrance admissions to this forum. Gotcha.

How many Rolexes do I need in order to gain the inner circle?

All I have right now is a Submariner. If I pick up a Daytona as well, will that do it? Can I get a plain Daytona, or do I have to go for some diamond encrusted thing?

Just checking on the forum's policies, that's all.

Hmmmm.... I've been thinking about that one myself...

I'll be sure to post a review of it here in G&G, if you guys will still have me.

When you order your SureFire pen, make certain you get it in a camouflage pattern. I don't know were you do most of your writing, but both the RealTree or Urban Disruption Pattern are effective...

Stitchawl

I have a friend from Central PA who's always trying to get me to buy some camo. I keep telling him that me being a California city dweller and all, I have no idea what this camo is or where I can find some. For some reason he finds this shocking, probably because he dresses to please groundhogs.

Anyway, clearly I don't want to spoil my camo-less streak by wasting it on a pen. I mean, I think I should save my first camo purchase until I'm getting something really good like, you know, one of those orange Elmer Fudd hats, but in camo instead of orange (obviously).

Errr, where does one find Elmer Fudd hats anyway? Macy's? Nordstroms? Looks like 'nother trip to the mall for me!