why does your snark bark at the lark?

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What I wanna know is: you use your hands to communicate for a living, right? What the hell do you need a bag for? It's not like they're detachable or anything. Plus, you're a man - so you have pockets for everything else.....

Found me one of these today. Sog Messenger Bag from small fart. $30. Good enough for riding on the floor of my truck and keeping the other sh!t on the floor off my laptop.

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I really like the looks of that bag. I doubt my local WM will carry them though.

Jeremy
 
Damn you Scuba Steve! I just spent $20 on food at Jack in the Box, and then had to also stop at White Castle on the way home for a sack of 10.

My arteries hardened just a little bit while reading that sentence.
 
I don't know what pants you wear, but I can't fit a 12" computer in my pockets. I also have two spare phone batteries, my chargers, and first aid kit and various other things as well.

It's the snark thread?
I really like the looks of that bag. I doubt my local WM will carry them though.

Jeremy
Mine doesn't either - and not available online. Picked it up in the Waterville, ME store; maybe yours will have it.
 
It's because you're smooth as a dolphin ;)

Indeed I am... but only from the neck down. Up on top, it's all hairy and bristly and weird. Chicks dig it.

T-minus 2.5 hours until we leave for the hospital :( wee :thumbdn:

Here's hoping you come back in a better state of mind and health :thumbup:
 
Hope things go well at the hospital TBL.


Is it just on my end or did youtube change?? All of a sudden its trying to launch real player to play any videos i click on. The site looks different-worse too.

ETA... Nevermind i figured it out. Somehow it had me on the mobile site instead of the desktop site, even though im on a desktop.
 
Both. By popular demand, I'm not allowed to eat them in the car on road trips, or in the house. My personal record is 9 minutes from the first delicious bite to the first face-melting, mind-boggling fart.

If you want to eat them just tape a few air fresheners on/in the seat of your pants, it'll smell like pine trees instead of putridness. :D
 
Indeed I am... but only from the neck down. Up on top, it's all hairy and bristly and weird. Chicks dig it.

Here's hoping you come back in a better state of mind and health :thumbup:

I cant go all the way smooth, but I trim it down. You are correct, chicks dig it.

Thanks:thumbup: Getting surgery on my knee today. The part that doesn't agree with me is the whole going to sleep thing while they do it. Call me nuts... but I choose when to take my naps, and I think it would be cool to watch:rolleyes:

Hope things go well at the hospital TBL.

Thanks brother!
 
I cant go all the way smooth, but I trim it down. You are correct, chicks dig it.

Thanks:thumbup: Getting surgery on my knee today. The part that doesn't agree with me is the whole going to sleep thing while they do it. Call me nuts... but I choose when to take my naps, and I think it would be cool to watch:rolleyes:



Thanks brother!

Hope everything goes good. Take your nap when the doc tells you to. :D
 
Hope everything goes good. Take your nap when the doc tells you to. :D

haha thanks, I don't think I'll have a choice :P at least the drugs afterwards should be good :D

Last time I went out for a procedure the doc asked me what I did for a living before going under. That lead to some not so nice dreams while I was out hah.
 
haha thanks, I don't think I'll have a choice :P at least the drugs afterwards should be good :D

Last time I went out for a procedure the doc asked me what I did for a living before going under. That lead to some not so nice dreams while I was out hah.

Before they ever stick the needle in to put you under you need to be imagining the nicest set of bewbies you ever seen, keep that image in your head... Then imagine them bouncing as the needle goes in.


You're welcome.
 
haha thanks, I don't think I'll have a choice :P at least the drugs afterwards should be good :D

Last time I went out for a procedure the doc asked me what I did for a living before going under. That lead to some not so nice dreams while I was out hah.

Here's hoping that your nurse isn't a hairy russian man named Boris.
 
Before they ever stick the needle in to put you under you need to be imagining the nicest set of bewbies you ever seen, keep that image in your head... Then imagine them bouncing as the needle goes in.


You're welcome.

lol Thanks. I might end up poking the dr in the eye and end up losing everything below the knee :D But....then I could be a pirate!
 
TBL was that you that recently posted the picture of a burger with onion rings?

Someone posted a picture of a burger and onion rings recently... I remember the onion rings looked seasoned. Im trying to remember the name of the burger place it came from....
 
TBL was that you that recently posted the picture of a burger with onion rings?

Someone posted a picture of a burger and onion rings recently... I remember the onion rings looked seasoned. Im trying to remember the name of the burger place it came from....

Do they give JT gas, too?
 
Not me meng :(

Im hungry, I cant eat until after my surgery :(

Time to go!
 
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