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TBL said:
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Thanks brother

dresnor said:
Amanda and I just got home from a basic handgun safety course. Turns out my girl can shoot! She was nervous and had never shot a handgun before. She outshot most of the men!

I am so proud right now.

WW, do you want to see pictures of a Kabar and a Camillus Machax side by side? I can take a few for ya!

Jeremy
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A picture wouldnt really help. But thanks man!!

Id like to now their thicknesses right behind the edge, and 1/2" up and at 3/4" and at 1" etc..... Just curious .



Sounds like you guys had a good time as well, awesome shooting by Amanda, congrats!!
 
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A gorgeous woman visited a world-renowned psychic. In a dark and unnaturally cold room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some grave news:
“There’s no easy way to say this, my dear so I’ll just tell you what I see: your husband is a powerful man, but prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death later this year.”

Visibly shaken, the customer stared at the woman’s wrinkled, wise-looking face, then at the flickering candle on the table, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

“I simply have to know one thing,” she finally says. The fortune teller met her gaze. The woman steadied her voice, and finally got the words out: “Will I be acquitted?”
 
Twice a week a Belgian riding a bicycle crossed the German border and he always carried a suitcase filled with sand.
Each time the customs officials searched his suitcase for contraband, but always in vain.

Sometimes they even emptied all the sand out, expecting to find some illegal item.

They racked their brains but never found anything untoward.

It was many years later, long after the Belgian had vanished from the scene, that they learned the truth.

He had been smuggling bicycles.
 
dresnor said:
Amanda and I just got home from a basic handgun safety course. Turns out my girl can shoot! She was nervous and had never shot a handgun before. She outshot most of the men!

I am so proud right now.

WW, do you want to see pictures of a Kabar and a Camillus Machax side by side? I can take a few for ya!

Jeremy
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From what I've read, women tend to take instruction better, since they realize the instructor knows more than they do, and they also have better fine motor skills and can hold the gun steadier than men. Men tend to think they know what they're doing and tend not to pay as close attention or don't apply what they've heard.
 
worldwood said:
My son fell asleep on the recliner watching TV tonight, and he just woke up a little bit ago and started walking into the kitchen, i asked him if he was thirsty but he didnt answer, he went to the fridge, i heard it open so i got up to check on him.. he opened it.. Then dropped his pants around his ankles and was about to pull down his underwear and piss all in the fridge before i stopped him HAHAHA

When i stopped him he was confused as could be and didnt know why he was in the kitchen. I was cracking up.... Had i not been awake to see and stop it however... it would of made an interesting conversation in the morning.
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Had a roommate try to piss in my laundry basket once...
 
Guyon said:
Had a roommate try to piss in my laundry basket once...
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HAHA, its only funny when they dont succeed!

Noswad0208 said:
WW, how did you do that to the sheath? Looks awesome.
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Thanks, but i didnt do it bud, A paid a guy that use to be around here named K9 to do it. He media blasted the knife, jimped it twice, then duracoated the handle and sheath. Haven't seen him around in a while, last i heard he was having some medical issues. Hope he is OK, he did great work.
 
worldwood said:
Thanks, but i didnt do it bud, A paid a guy that use to be around here named K9 to do it. He media blasted the knife, jimped it twice, then duracoated the handle and sheath. Haven't seen him around in a while, last i heard he was having some medical issues. Hope he is OK, he did great work.
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Oh, cool. Hope he's fine.
 
dresnor said:
Amanda and I just got home from a basic handgun safety course. Turns out my girl can shoot! She was nervous and had never shot a handgun before. She outshot most of the men!

Jeremy
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bigghoss said:
From what I've read, women tend to take instruction better, since they realize the instructor knows more than they do, and they also have better fine motor skills and can hold the gun steadier than men. Men tend to think they know what they're doing and tend not to pay as close attention or don't apply what they've heard.
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I think a lot of men have also learned bad habits from either video games or trying to shoot guns with too much recoil at too early an age.

worldwood said:
Twice a week a Belgian riding a bicycle crossed the German border and he always carried a suitcase filled with sand.
Each time the customs officials searched his suitcase for contraband, but always in vain.

Sometimes they even emptied all the sand out, expecting to find some illegal item.

They racked their brains but never found anything untoward.

It was many years later, long after the Belgian had vanished from the scene, that they learned the truth.

He had been smuggling bicycles.
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TravisH said:
The way I always heard it it was a Mexican boy smuggling wheelbarrows across the US-Mexico border. ;)
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I heard it was a man working in a wheelbarrow factory. He filled it up with tools, which the guards confiscated but never took the wheelbarrows.

worldwood said:
My son fell asleep on the recliner watching TV tonight, and he just woke up a little bit ago and started walking into the kitchen, i asked him if he was thirsty but he didnt answer, he went to the fridge, i heard it open so i got up to check on him.. he opened it.. Then dropped his pants around his ankles and was about to pull down his underwear and piss all in the fridge before i stopped him HAHAHA

When i stopped him he was confused as could be and didnt know why he was in the kitchen. I was cracking up.... Had i not been awake to see and stop it however... it would of made an interesting conversation in the morning.
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Guyon said:
Had a roommate try to piss in my laundry basket once...
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When my younger brother was about 5 or 6, he sleep walked into the living room and urinated in a potted palm in the corner.
 
In after one anyhoo.
Bachelor's barbecue tonight, mushroom soup from a can, and a smoked tri-tip. And no pictures, so it didn't happen. :D But the HOT soup was soooo good while battling this cold/flu thingy. And medium rare beef.....;)
 
so, anyone here tried the "cajun" fries at 5 guys yet? -- is it anything more than seasoning salt?
 
bigghoss said:
From what I've read, women tend to take instruction better, since they realize the instructor knows more than they do, and they also have better fine motor skills and can hold the gun steadier than men. Men tend to think they know what they're doing and tend not to pay as close attention or don't apply what they've heard.
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That was true at this class. The women were quiet and listening, then following through with their instructions.

However one lady had to be spoken too and grabbed twice to keep her safe because she kept trying to pick up the brass casings on the floor in front of the firing line while people were waiting to shoot.

She made me nervous when she had a loaded pistol in her hands.

Jeremy
 
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